1000 signs you are a noob at cubing

[WillyTheWizard]

52. You love all pairitys
53. You don't know what Cubicle is
54. You quit cubing

 

[Mastermind2368]

55. "OMG THANKS SO MUCH CUBICAL DOT USSSS FOR THE CUBEZZ!"

 

[Dr_Detonation]

56: if you feel like they make too many new cubes to keep up with......oh wait

 

[1001010101001]

57. If you can't do 4x4s.

 

[Piotr Grochowski]

58. When you don't live in an English speaking country
59. When you are over 1000 minutes
60. When you are over 1001010101001 minutes

 

[cuber314159]

61. When you use a Rubik's cube

62. When you call the valk a Rubik's cube( that kind of means mats valk is a noob)
63. When you like your cubes very loose

 

[Ordway Persyn]

51. When you learn to solve big cubes instead of progressing on 3x3 time

64. when you say the post above
65. You turn like me
66. you wonder why anyone would buy a certain cube instead if wondering why you don't have it in your collection.
67. you have only been cubing for a few months (probably the most reasonable sign here)
68. your cubes are slower than everyone else's cubes
69. you get the 69th sign. (yay!)

 

[WombatWarrior17]

70. When you have a 5x5 but you can't solve it.

 

[cuber314159]

71. When you can solve a 5x5 but not a 6x6
72. When your main 5x5 is Rubik's
73. When your main 6x6 is vcube
74. When you think replacing your mf3rs with a cubicle SM your times will drastically improve

 

[WombatWarrior17]

75. It takes you 45 minutes to solve a 7x7.

 

[Kho4Tr4n]

76.When you lube your cube with water
77.Your 2x2 pb is over 30 secs

 

[WillyTheWizard]

78. You don't know how to use a stack mat

 

[cuber314159]

79. When you can't solve a 4x4
80. When you time a faster Cuber by counting
81. When you don't understand why the faster Cuber won't count that as a PB

 

[tnk351]

82. When you read this comment

 

[Kumato]

When your name is Kumato and your PB (peanut butter) is 16 secs

 

[cuber314159]

When your name is Kumato and your PB (peanut butter) is 16 secs

84. When you forget to number your posts
85. When you think I'm fast
86. When you are slow

 

[Kumato]

88. When you don't know the numbers properly

 

[1001010101001]

89. When you bet a better cuber $200 you can solve the cube that has an edge flipped without taking it out.
90. When you think CMLL doesn't work on 2x2s

 

[ypermcuber]

(The real) 90. When you try to solve a cube with a corner twist without twisting another corner.

 

[1001010101001]

91. When you think that the last person's number is not good enough.
92. WHen you realise you are being ironic.