1000 signs you are a noob at cubing

[Loser]

123. When you like 2x2
124. When you like pyraminx
125. If your main is an aolong v2
126. If you ask anyone for a pb 2x2 single
127. If you care about 2x2 or pyra single
128. If you care about mo3 for non bld/6 or 7 events
129. If you use Ruwix timer
130. If you talk to someone while they're competing or inspecting
131. If you ask a fast cuber if they're going to get a wr
132. If you like mmap
133. If you like cubey time
134. If you watch legoboyz3

 

[Piotr Grochowski]

135. learning an algorithm over 1000 moves long.
136. trying to learn god's method by memorizing every position.
137. trying to learn devil's method by using a sequence that solves every position after the heat death of the universe.

 

[EngiNerdBrian]

138. You turn with the whole hand

 

[BradyCubes08]

139. When you say you did the same thing but you didn't

 

[Piotr Grochowski]

140. when your 2×2 shuffles are 10000 moves

 

[brododragon]

151. bump threads instead of cubing

 

[Owen Morrison]

151. bump threads instead of cubing

you are 11 numbers ahead.

 

[ProStar]

you are 11 numbers ahead.

So?

 

[brododragon]

you are 11 numbers ahead.

I love jumping 11 or 101 and seeing if anyone notices.

 

[Username: Username:]

140. When you're just talking and talking about you going to learn algs and not actually doing it.
141. When Jay says you suck in his video.

 

[Micah Morrison]

153. when Feliks can solve a 3x3 faster than you can solve a 2x2
154. when you can solve a 3x3 blindfolded faster than one-handed

 

[Chinmay47]

155. When you order a 1x1 cube 1x1 Megaminx 1x1 Pyraminx and a ball and really want to solve them!

156. When you are bad at algorithms more than you are at math!

157. When You loose some brackets of your 4x4 but only want to continue with what are left with you!

158. When you try to impress your friends with a magic trick but the cube pops during the show!

159. When you are so impressed with JPERM and send him an email, but he never replies![happened with me][Use discount code JPERM at the checkout at SpeedCubeShop.com to get 10% off your order]

160. When you solve a 4x4 0.56 seconds faster than last night and be like, "I killed it!"

161. When you have a Rubik's Brand 3x3 with just a bit of Controlius and still hope to be Sub-10!

 

[AGuy27]

141. When you don't realize that somebody skipped 11 reasons.
142. You use double sune instead of anti-sune.
143. You use 25784589-look LL
144. It takes you 25784589 moves to insert one F2L pair
145. You call the 2x2 a "Baby Rubik's Cube" or a "Toddler Cube"

 

[Chinmay47]

151. When you don't realize that somebody skipped 11 reasons.
152. You use double sune instead of anti-sune.
153. You use 25784589-look LL
154. It takes you 25784589 moves to insert one F2L pair
155. You call the 2x2 a "Baby Rubik's Cube" or a "Toddler Cube"

You have to start with 162 mate!

 

[AGuy27]

You have to start with 162 mate!

Look at reason 141. @brododragon skipped 11 reasons.

 

[u Cube]

166. When you don't know what number to start at
167. When you make a cringy copy of a popular youtubers skit for your channel
168. When you enjoy cringy copies of popular skits
169. When you purposely have bad grammar, spelling, or punctuation just to get into a popular youtuber's Q&A

 

[ProStar]

170. You think this thread was a good idea

 

[BenChristman1]

171. You bump this thread again, despite @ProStar thinking this is a bad idea. (IDK what that has to do with cubing, but whatever.)

 

[Turns_And_Twists2024]

172. You put cube lube in a machine

 

[CrazyCuber1213]

173. You solve OLL using only Sune and Antisunes.