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  • White KB
    If I seem to be posting a lot of messages, please note that I'm not trying to spam. It's just that I'm trying to put my status up and there's a 420 character limit to each message, and my messages don't always fit! Please don't take it personally if you get 7 notifs in a row; it's just that not all my messages fit in the char limit box.
    Thank you,
    @White KB
    White KB
    I found 88888. She has the medical supplies now, and will take them to the camp once she meets up with the resistance fighters (FaS). She gave me scuba gear, "just in case," as she said. Now I see what she meant. I decided to take the frozen river, not realizing that, six months after False Spring, its
    White KB
    At the Valley of the Four Drafts in the Mortmain Mountains. I haven't found #88888 yet, since her location in the Mortmain Mountains is as of yet undisclosed. However, I think I'm getting closer.
    White KB
    I'm at the ruins of Caligari Carnival, and I'm happy to report that, although charred due to the fire set here by [redacted], S. B., K. B., & V. B., the medical supplies are still here. I'll go to the Mortmain Mountains to get them to the prison. Walker #88888 lives where the very old V.F.D. headquarter ruins are, and she'll know what to do.
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    Also, just as a side note, but one thing I'm wondering is, Why hasn't Red Nexus started chasing me again? Perhaps they don't know I'm missing, or... they have another trick up their sleeves.
    CubeRed
    CubeRed
    (Sinister laughing noises)
    White KB
    I'm at Heimlich Hospital, and I... I didn't know the hospital burned down! Those people at the camp will suffer without those medical supplies! Why did that evil, revolting man have to burn it down, even if it was so many years ago?
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    White KB
    I'll just have to hope I find them somewhere on the way to the Hote-- I mean, the Last Safe Place. But that means that, in order to save them, I'll have to go faster. At that rate, I should reach the old carnival by tomorrow evening. Contrary to popular belief, I read that the carnival had a stockpile of first aid kits they never used, sometimes even when they were needed. And for once, I hope that's true...
    White KB
    I escaped.
    I ran on my duck just before the first experiment began.
    Two of the other inmates managed to get out in the ensuing chaos.
    Unfortunately, the rest remained trapped.
    We're heading, with the research, to the nearby hospital to retrieve medical supplies for those who need them. Hopefully, everyone else manages to join us at the last safe place.
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    PetrusQuber
    PetrusQuber
    beware, the last safe place may or may not be a trap
    White KB
    White KB
    @TheCubingCuber347 I'm surprised at how fast it was too. But Red Nexus made a mistake in permitting Victor and me to share a cell. Victor, being a geldseeker, was able to take what little gold there was in the prison bars and collect them into a very feeble door-opener (a key, if you will). There are more that escaped-- in the past, I mean-- who went to the warehouse.
    White KB
    White KB
    The two I escaped with were also headed in that direction. I had a mission of my own, however, and so said goodbye to #0 and #22.
    White KB
    #0, a prisoner here, came up with a plan for paradise:
    59.225397N
    24.197652E
    the world is coming to an end. just like the ancient walkers predicted. the solar storm created chaos and destruction all over the world. friends desperate and scared. people trying to get by. but the terror red nexus brought upon the world was much worse than the solar storm ever...
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    White KB
    red nexus and their [scribble] horrific rx-8 drones suddenly flooded the [scribble] streets. they put us all in high security camps. nowhere to run, no future, just misery. the only thing that keeps my spirits up is the thought of fu... the creation of w... we will no...
    CubeRed
    CubeRed
    This is getting intense... I LOVE IT
    White KB
    White KB
    --NOT... GIVE... UP!
    SrB4O7:Eu
    the plan must [scribble] proceed. iv'e hidden all my research in what used to be walkers safe house. even tho rn burned it down, true walkers will understand. find #0 in the safe house!
    White KB
    I'm not in Humboldt. I'm so close, and yet so far...

    ***

    They... caught me. I found my duck and found out who wrote the letter, but now we're all prisoners. Turns out, the person who wrote the back half of the letter was a prisoner here as well. How am I supposed to escape? This place is a lot of things, but safe isn't one of them.
    White KB
    From what I can tell, they took the chip off of Victor, because this address doesn't match up with the one shown on my tracking device. It also looks like the back of the letter I found was hastily written in blue ink. This is inconsistent with the other side of the letter, which was typed in red.
    White KB
    I found something in the code that may assist in finding my captured duck:

    To _al_er #83398:
    _o to

    A.A. Ceilnortz
    2718 _an_e A_en_e
    ____ol_t, Litan_
    83398

    to _in_ _o_r __c_.

    WalK GooD, Kid. VU and be HUMBleD bY Fire anD YoU DUcK.

    But who is A. A. Ceilnortz?
    Is this message a BLD memo, a warning, a prophecy, or all three?
    I'm still working on filling in the blanks, but I'm sure it'll come to me, somehow.
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    DuckubingCuber347
    DuckubingCuber347
    To caller #83398:
    Go to

    A.A. Ceilnortz
    2718 _an_e Avenue
    ___ol_t, Litan_
    83398

    to find your duck.

    WalK GooD, Kid. VU and be HUMBleD bY Fire anD YoU DUcK.

    I know this so far.
    White KB
    White KB
    From what I can tell, the capital letters at the bottom probably mean something. They might even fit into the blanks, but I haven't tried that yet. It just seems a bit too obvious for someone that powerful to do.
    White KB
    White KB
    I feel like such an idiot. Of course, the letters fit into the blanks. It's like in chess when one is playing against a more experienced player and overthink their strategy. It all makes sense now:

    To WalKer #83398:
    Go to

    A. A. Ceilnortz
    2718 DanKe AVenUe
    HUMBolDt, LitanY
    83398

    to FinD YoUr DuCK.

    Then the last line probably stays as is, while still assisting in filling in the blanks.
    White KB
    I'm in the ersatz elevator shaft at 667 Dark Avenue. The Red Nexus group got very close to me on the way here -- a wall of cardboard was the only thing separating them and me. They left behind one of their trackers somehow, and after waiting a while I managed to retrieve it.

    Turns out, they've been tracking my computer. Of course. Why didn't I see this before?
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    The point is, I managed to track down the chip they've implanted on Victor. And to make a long story short, he's not here.

    A letter was there, from the bad guys themselves.

    It simply read, "We regret to inform you that your animal of transport has been selected for experimentation. That is all."
    White KB
    White KB
    Needless to say, I had no words. Anger was the only thing that surged through my veins. I wanted to rip the letter into infinitesimal pieces but stopped abruptly when I noticed a clue as to Victor's location.

    Now, as I solve their stupid puzzle in this enormous abandoned penthouse, only one thought is going through my mind:

    They're going to pay for this.
    White KB
    I got to the lumbermill and rode my duck to Prufrock Preparatory School. Now I'm at the turban monument at the school, an homage to Coach Genghis. Genghis was a bright student here once, but love for money consumed him.
    Victor (my duck) can smell the Red Nexus authorities on our tail. We might be faster together, but that just puts us in more danger. We're splitting up for the walk to a certain penthouse in the city.
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    DuckubingCuber347
    DuckubingCuber347
    What kind of Duck is he then? Or maybe that's info you'd rather keep secret.
    White KB
    White KB
    He's a rare species of duck known as the geldseeker. His species was originally found by J. Roberts, the author of Jack and the Beanstalk, in 1733. Jack, as we shall call him, was actually part of the original story, and claims to have seen a "goose that laid golden eggs".
    White KB
    White KB
    Unfortunately, he got it wrong. (smh) In fact, there had been a DUCK that laid golden eggs at the top of the beanstalk, NOT a goose. And actually, it didn't even lay eggs. All it did was look for gold particles in the air and fuse them into an egg shape, hence the name geldseeker.
    White KB
    I'm heading towards the burned-down Lucky Smells Lumbermill, where my duck, Victor, awaits me. Then, we will be able to head more quickly to our next destination: an old learning institution whose tall, gravestone-shaped pillars stand, not for learning as they once did, but for the misery of the students who attend.
    White KB
    I have stopped for the night. Tonight, I'm sleeping by Lachrymose Lake (and being careful of the Lachrymose leeches). Good thing is, I'm about a mile away from the lake at a nearby inn, since it's tourism season here. It's less depressing than I'd expected.
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    CubeRed
    CubeRed
    I thought some ducks ate leeches.
    White KB
    White KB
    Well, Victor decided to hop ahead to Lucky Smells Lumbermill. Typically, I just ride my duck around, but we had to separate so we wouldn't be followed.

    Also, if it seems weird that I ride my own duck, an important fact to note is that he's approximately ten feet tall.
    PetrusQuber
    PetrusQuber
    ~series of unfortunate events music plays~
    White KB
    I just passed a horseradish factory on Lousy Lane. The Red Nexus authorities aren't far behind me, but this means I have only 10 places left until I reach the
    Hotel Denouement

    I'm not going to let this series of unfortunate events deter me, however. My YouTube channel...
    White KB
    Y'know how I said there was a law somewhere saying that changing my profile pic prematurely was illegal?
    Well, the authorities have almost caught up to me. I'll have to pack up my things and live life on the lam for the duck cause.
    Goodbye, 3141 Rubik's Cube Ave., Somewhere on E_rth. I'll miss you.
    White KB
    It's not official yet, but a new cubing YouTube sensation is coming as early as next month. Check it out here to learn more.
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