Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[collinbxyz]

Granted, but then you lose all you cubes.

I wish that I could sub-1 2x2.

Granted, but than you would stink at all other cubes.

I wish there was a [Sarcasm] tag.

 

[y3k9]

Granted, but than you would stink at all other cubes.

I wish there was a [Sarcasm] tag.

Granted but it's banned at these forums.

I wish people would stop saying "Is all your doing just pressing button?!?" when I solve at lunch.

 

[blakedacuber]

granted but instead they ask d you always peel the stickers

i wish OH was easier to learn algs

 

[Specs112]

Granted but it's banned at these forums.

I wish people would stop saying "Is all your doing just pressing button?!?" when I solve at lunch.

Granted, now cubes are banned from lunch.

I wish I had real-life friends who weren't hopelessly incompetent at cubing.

 

[collinbxyz]

Granted, now cubes are banned from lunch.

I wish I had real-life friends who weren't hopelessly incompetent at cubing.

Granted, but you don't have any friends

Spoiler

Or a life =0

I wish that there was something actually worth wishing for...

 

[alkanova]

Granted, but you can't wish anymore.

I wish cucumbers were pink.

 

[Andrew Ricci]

Granted, but you can't wish anymore.

I wish cucumbers were pink.

Granted. Just granted.

To wish or not to wish.

 

[Specs112]

Granted. Just granted.

To wish or not to wish.

Granted, but that is not the question.

I wish I could go to a competition.

 

[ianography]

Granted, but that is not the question.

I wish I could go to a competition.

Granted, but it's a slack-jawed yokel competition.

I wish that I could get all my homework done in 5 minutes and still get all A's.

 

[Vlad]

Granted, but then you'll become retarded because of lack of education.

I wish for constant sub 15 solves.

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but then you'll become retarded because of lack of education.

I wish for constant sub 15 solves.

Granted but its Sup 14 years

 

[Specs112]

I wish the guy above me had remembered that in this thread you are supposed to make a wish.

 

[bigbee99]

I wish the guy above me had remembered that in this thread you are supposed to make a wish.

Granted, but he wishes that no one corrupts his wish

I wish that I got an official sub 15 solve

 

[Adrian]

Granted, but he wishes that no one corrupts his wish

I wish that I got an official sub 15 solve

Granted, but you get banned from competing for no reason.

I wish for all the pants in the world to be mine.

 

[Specs112]

Granted, but you get banned from competing for no reason.

I wish for all the pants in the world to be mine.

Granted, but you can't wear them.

I wish I could get rid of the mental image created by my previous sentence.

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but you can't wear them.

I wish I could get rid of the mental image created by my previous sentence.

Granted, but you get it as a tattoo on your chest.
Roux?

 

[cookieyo145]

granted, but then your cubes get stolen.
i wish i had a good lubix elite and will not get mugged or killed

 

[somerandomkidmike]

Granted, but your'e unable to use it.
I wish I had a 4x4 that cut corners and didn't come out of alignment.

 

[cookieyo145]

granted, but you are unable to turn it
i wish that i could get a minkey

 

[spdcbr]

granted, but it explodes.

i wish my wish would be corrupted but not corrupted