Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[blakedacuber]

granted but it will only be corrupted for 10 seconds

i wish ireland had lots of competitions that i could go and compete in everything

 

[Edward]

Granted but they're hot dog licking contests

I wish I had a bit more variety in my collection D:

 

[freshcuber]

Granted, but every solve is a DNF

I wish my order of new puzzles would come, unharmed, and totally functional and that I was allowed to solve them quickly

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[RaresB]

granted but you have a bad first solve and destroy them out of madness
i wish i was good at roux

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

granted but you have a bad first solve and destroy them out of madness
i wish i was good at roux

Granted, but Waffle makes you look sub-2.

 

[Cool Frog]

granted but you have a bad first solve and destroy them out of madness
i wish i was good at roux

Granted, but you have to practice. (OWATTHATSWHATYOUDOFURREALYFE)

Spoiler

Yeah practice and you get better

I wish my dog would stop laying on me.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but before he did, he pooped on your face.

I wish.

 

[Edward]

Granted but it's not granted

I wish there was a way to speed up alg learning

 

[blakedacuber]

Granted but it's not granted

I wish there was a way to speed up alg learning

granted .... but for everyone except you

i wish cubing records wernt so fast

 

[Specs112]

Granted but it's not granted

I wish there was a way to speed up alg learning

Granted but it doesn't speed up alg executing.

I don't wish.

EDIT: Ninjas!

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted but it doesn't speed up alg executing.

I don't wish.

EDIT: Ninjas!

OK

granted .... but for everyone except you

i wish cubing records wernt so fast

Granted but they are all faster than you can solve.

I wish there weren't so many pointless threads and the new people looked at the red squiggles in their posts.:fp

 

[blakedacuber]

granted...forever

i wish cubesmith would hurryup and post my order

 

[freshcuber]

Granted, but it gets lost in the mail.

I wish [add non-corruptable wish here]

 

[Cool Frog]

granted...forever

Thank you.

Granted, but it gets lost in the mail.

I wish [add non-corruptable wish here]

Granted, not really.
I wish I had some gator aid.

 

[antoineccantin]

granted, but its inside your main speed cube

I wish for faster lightake shipping!

 

[darkerarceus]

Granted, but they express post everywhere EXCEPT for where you live.

I wish that I had the perfect speedcube.

 

[Specs112]

Granted, but they express post everywhere EXCEPT for where you live.

I wish that I had the perfect speedcube.

Granted, but the WCA decides it's too amazing and it gets banned from competitions.

I wish I would stop wasting time on this site right now, I need to get back to work.

 

[TheMachanga]

Granted, but the WCA decides it's too amazing and it gets banned from competitions.

I wish I would stop wasting time on this site right now, I need to get back to work.

Granted, but you waste your time one something else (replace speedsolving with something else).

I wish my guhong popped more and didn't cut corners.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, but you waste your time one something else (replace speedsolving with something else).

I wish my guhong popped more and didn't cut corners.

Granted, but it pops and pieces fall to an unreachable spot. - gutter or something.

I wish my lubix came.

 

[y3k9]

Granted, but it pops and pieces fall to an unreachable spot. - gutter or something.

I wish my lubix came.

Granted, but then you lose all you cubes.

I wish that I could sub-1 2x2.