Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[rock1313]

granted, but it explodes.

i wish my wish would be corrupted but not corrupted

granted, but because your wish doesn't make any sense the whole world explodes

I wish I could use frog blood as lube

 

[Olji]

granted, but it leaks out and all faces become dark red D:

i wish my arms stopped hurting after that damned body pump with school yesterday xD

 

[Nestor]

granted, but it leaks out and all faces become dark red D:

i wish my arms stopped hurting after that damned body pump with school yesterday xD

Granted, but you die of painkillers overdose.

I wish my order is not lost after 1.5 months of tracking "origin post is preparing shipment"

 

[ianography]

Granted, but you die of painkillers overdose.

I wish my order is not lost after 1.5 months of tracking "origin post is preparing shipment"

Granted, but it goes to the wrong house.

I wish that I could sub-4x4 and all my averages for other cubes stayed the same and everything else in my life stayed normal

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but it goes to the wrong house.

I wish that I could sub-4x4 and all my averages for other cubes stayed the same and everything else in my life stayed normal

Granted but your now sub nothing on the 4x4 (you can never finish because you never filled in the what time your under)

 

[TheMachanga]

Granted but your now sub nothing on the 4x4 (you can never finish because you never filled in the what time your under)

You didn't ask a question... Does this mean the thread has ended?

 

[d4m4s74]

no, it means the next one doesn't have to corrupt a wish and can wish immediately

I wish someone comes along to wish something

 

[Cool Frog]

no, it means the next one doesn't have to corrupt a wish and can wish immediately

I wish someone comes along to wish something

Wish granted
But I crrupted it because I am not the one.

 

[TheMachanga]

Wish granted
But I crrupted it because I am not the one.

D= You didn't ask again

I wish I had money to become premium and change my name.

 

[d4m4s74]

Granted, but your real name changes together with your username.

I wish I could memo edges in less then 15 minutes

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but your real name changes together with your username.

I wish I could memo edges in less then 15 minutes

Granted but you have to practice
I wish I wish upon a Tsar

 

[cubersmith]

granted, but I dont know what that means.

I wish there was UK comps

 

[ben1996123]

granted, but you get your head cut off for bumping an old thread.

I wish for more UK comps that I could go to

 

[satellitedanny]

granted; but due to the comps, more cubers will begin to develop skills and you will have less chances of being the best cuber in the UK.

I wish there was CRC silicone that I could buy where I live without driving 1 hour+.

 

[MovingOnUp]

Granted but your car breaks down and you can't go anyway

I wish i had lube that lasted literally forever and was better than Lubix

 

[uberCuber]

Granted but the cube itself doesn't last long.

I wish I had a good 4x4.

 

[ben1996123]

too bad.

I wish I had the best 4x4 ever that never breaks

 

[RyanReese09]

Granted but your parents take the cube away forever

I wish I would get a perfect 11/11 multi BLD in comp, and it counted for the record (yes, shameless plug)

 

[ImJustANubCuber]

Granted but the scrambles were done wrong so the average is taken away.

I wish I could win THE GAME.

 

[AustinReed]

Granted, but we must kill you.