Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Tyrannous]

Granted but now cincyaviation has no more cubes.
I wish i could afford a gigaminx

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it falls apart.

I wish my Type C would get here!!!
My stickers already got here!
And Cubesmith usually takes forever!!
PUZL is SOOOOOO SLOW!!!!111

 

[AREScuber]

granted but the core breaks when you try to assemble it
I wish i could get a skip in a competition

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but the time stinks.

I wish I could find it in myself to order from camcuber..

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but you order too much and go bankrupt
I wish i had a gigaminx which doesnt fall apart or break

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it doesn't turn at all, as the pieces have glue on them.

I wish Popbuying was faster.

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but they give you sweaters *see other amusing thread lol*
i also wish popbuying was faster, maybe if we all wish itll actually happen!!

 

[HelpCube]

granted, popbuying shipped it faster but to a deserted island.
I wish i could break my cubes in faster.

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but the break in so much to the point that all the plastic is gone.

I wish my pins in my V6 would dig in their grooves faster.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but they dig in too far, and they tear the core in half.

I wish I wasn't the last person of the day to receive mail.

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, but then you realize your mailman is one of these.LINK

I wish I has a cheezburger.

 

[dillonbladez]

granted, but then you get so fat, you die of obesity.

i wish i had 4 of every cube

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, but THIS GUY steals them.

I wish everyone who reads this loses the game.

 

[Muesli]

Granted, but then everybody realises it's a crappy old meme and thinks you're an idiot.

I wish my Wireless router would behave.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, in turn you will lose the game.
I wish I don't get jumpers/pullovers in my C4u order like that other guy on the forum

Crap that's not right, why can't you delete posts!!!

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, instead you get pull-ups.
I wish.

 

[dillonbladez]

i wish?

anyway 'granted' cause when you wish, you somehow go to the URLhttp://http://rick-rolld.com/

then you scream, then you get scared, then your computer gets scared, then it explodes, then your house goes on fire and bad things will happen to you. then you would not wish what you wished, and instead wish for another computer.

i wish rick astley didn't exist so i wouldn't get rick rolled and iSpinz's computer wouldn't blow up

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but then you turn into him and ge blown up
i wish popbuying was faster

 

[Edward]

granted but they become so fast the air friction burns all the orders.

I wish I had another series like Clannad .

 

[iSpinz]

i wish?

anyway 'granted' cause when you wish, you somehow go to the URLhttp://http://rick-rolld.com/

then you scream, then you get scared, then your computer gets scared, then it explodes, then your house goes on fire and bad things will happen to you. then you would not wish what you wished, and instead wish for another computer.

i wish rick astley didn't exist so i wouldn't get rick rolled and iSpinz's computer wouldn't blow up

I like the rick-roll'd song, and chrome FTW!