Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[nlCuber22]

Granted, but you explode.
I wish that DavidWoner would change my member status.

 

[AndyRoo789]

Granted, it now says, "Banned".

I wish my wish gets corrupted.

 

[Worker]

Granted, but now I'm mad at you >.>
I wish my cube never locked up.

 

[Ryanrex116]

Granted, but it always pops.

I wish I could travel anywhere to compete.

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but you can't take cubes with you and no one shares.

I wish that th bonds on my QJ 4x4 centres would stay!

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it turns into a Mefferts.

I wish that I could get a member status like DavidWoner.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you get banned the next day.

I wish for a Type A VI DIY. I can has white plz?

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but it has super glue in it. And it's BLACK.
I wish I wasn't awesome.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but it has super glue in it. And it's BLACK.
I wish I wasn't awesome.

Granted, but you already aren't.

I wish my fingers were longer....

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, but they grow so long that you break them with every step.
@~Phoenix Death~:

Spoiler

No wish.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, except because you have no wish, a terrible paradox occurred, and your are throw into a dark abyss.

I wish I could find a good place to find a Type A (I)

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, except because you have no wish, a terrible paradox occurred, and your are throw into a dark abyss.

I wish I could find a good place to find a Type A (I)

Granted, but instead you get a Type A5 because it is better.

I wish that I could only grant wishes and not wish.

 

[EmersonHerrmann]

Uhm...you're supposed to wish for something...

 

[nlCuber22]

Uhm...you're supposed to wish for something...

...

 

[EmersonHerrmann]

"Last edited by nlCuber22"

Just sayin' man...

Also, Granted, but someone wishes your death.

I wish I had a lot more music on my computer.

 

[nlCuber22]

"Last edited by nlCuber22"

Just sayin' man...

Also, Granted, but someone wishes your death.

I wish I had a lot more music on my computer.

Yeah, I know..
Granted, but it is all music that you hate.
I wish that Xbox 360s were more reliable.

 

[Feryll]

Granted, but then the Wii goes out of buisiness, and the Nintendo workers go on a murdering spree.
I wish that customs would stop holding my gigaminx hostage.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but then the Wii goes out of buisiness, and the Nintendo workers go on a murdering spree.
I wish that customs would stop holding my gigaminx hostage.

Granted, so they burn it.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but you forgo to wish
i wish citric acid would PM me to tell me how his type c is even though i already ordered mine

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but "citric acid" isn't a user, so "citric acid" can't PM you.
I wish my popbuying order got here faster.