Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[nlCuber22]

granted, but it breaks your shoulder

i wish nobody could corrupt my wish.

i just won, didn't I?

No, but you do still get the satisfaction of being a noob.
I wish this thread would close.

 

[Edward]

Granted but a very nice mod opens it back exactly 1.2 seconds later

I wish puzzleproz would come back.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted but a very nice mod opens it back exactly 1.2 seconds later

I wish puzzleproz would come back.

I couldn't corrupt that wish.
What very nice mod are you talking about?

 

[dillonbladez]

i dunno

shelly?

i can corrupt it.

when puzzleproz came back

it only sold shoes with needles in them

i wish. i wasn't a nub

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but you become allergic to any cube on the planet.

I wish was better at modding

 

[Edward]

Granted but you can only mod mcdonald's kids meal toys.

I wish speedsolving would allow more space for avatars.

 

[dillonbladez]

granted, but then people will have ginormous avatars that take like a page, so for 20 post, you have to go through 20 pages.

i wish i could break 30 seconds.

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but you break it with a 1x1x1 cube

I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted

 

[JL58]

Granted. And that was the only one you'll ever get!

I wish I could get my hands on a type F II now.

 

[CitricAcid]

@Tyrannous: Granted, but you explode before you can type said wish.

I wish I could be consistent.

@KL58:Granted, but I get mine before you.

EDIT: Crap! Ninja'd!!

 

[MichaelP.]

Granted but your consistent about being inconsistent.

I wish for a mod, and a mod only, to corrupt this wish.

 

[Cool Frog]

granted but but im not a Mod YET.

I wish my i cold solve all puzzles in .1 seconds at all competitions and i could go to them all i never got bored,or got head damage, brain damage, death, or another very destructive force to my body.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but at competitions, after you solve, you forget to hit the Stack Timer.
I wish that people could be more awesome.

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but they get their awesomeness from nature, destroying earth.
I wish I could easily execute all LL algorithms when appropriate.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, but at competitions, after you solve, you forget to hit the Stack Timer.
I wish that people could be more awesome.

There is no such thing as a "stack timer".

 

[ben1996123]

granted but they get their awesomeness from nature, destroying earth.
I wish I could easily execute all LL algorithms when appropriate.

Granted, but you do the LL algs on a -1x-1x-1 and your mind explodes when I want it to.

I wish to have no wish.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, and there is such thing.
I wish I had subbed 6 on the 5x5x5.

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted but because of the speed, your cube broke and can never be fixed... (Maybe?)

I wish my F-II arrives tomorrow.

 

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, but the postman trips over and your F-II drops into a drain.
I wish i know how to solve a square-1.

 

[ThePizzaGuy92]

Granted, but the postman trips over and your F-II drops into a drain.
I wish i know how to solve a square-1.

granted, but then you let the postman borrow it, and he tripped again.

I wish I still speedcubed.