1000 ways to destroy a 3x3

[CubeLite]

203. Getting a WR with it

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

204. Use it as a soccer ball

 

[DA_BOY]

205. Shoot it with a gun

 

[CrazyCuber1213]

206. Make it do the SBAC test.

 

[Puzzle Maniac]

207. Continuously poor 14.5 kg worth of McDonald's fries over the course of 7 minutes and 36 seconds in July.
208. Leave it in the middle of New Zealand State Highway 1.
209. Have it exist in the presence of your kindergarten self.
210. Have rain pour onto it for all of eternity.
211. Show it Volo's Clock global average

 

[cranberryjuice]

212. Force it to participate in the Pre-ACT test with me this Wednesday.
213. Tell it that it will never be successful in life, no matter how hard it tries.

 

[VortexCuber]

214. Throw it at KleeCubing (she sucks)

 

[Izzymizzymus]

215. grab hmm twist oh... turn twist ooh... rip tear shred oh...

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

216. Have it flirt with a girl and then get absolutely clowned and then it will lose all self esteem and die

 

[thecubicwizard]

Let’s try and come up with 1000 ways to destroy a 3x3!
I’ll start
1. Hit it with a mallet
2. Chuck it of a skyscraper
3. Put it in North Korea
4. Nuke it
5. Shot it with a machine gun
6. Set it on fire
7. Throw it against a wall

cubers nightmares:
217.give it grass
218. eating while cubing (your eating soup, fish fingers and chips with your hands, dumb but great)

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

cubers nightmares:
217.give it grass
218. eating while cubing (your eating soup, fish fingers and chips with your hands, dumb but great)

NONONONO

 

[thecubicwizard]

NONONONO

HEHEHEHEHE

 

[CrazyCuber1213]

219. Put in in a portal game where it becomes sentient and has to escape before being converted into a companion cube.

 

[thecubicwizard]

219. Put in in a portal game where it becomes sentient and has to escape before being converted into a companion cube.

220. Put: Vaseline, WD40 and sticky soap in it
221. get ear wax on your hands, and put it all over your UV coated gan 14 pro

 

[CubeLite]

222. Give it to a bear in space going into the sun

 

[VortexCuber]

223. Give it to Satan

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

224. Have me toss it over my head
225. Get caseoh to sit on it
226. Giveittocubeheadsothathecansmashitagainstawall
227. give it to a zombie
228. Leave it in the lab where COVID was invented and let it get sick and die

 

[CubeLite]

229. Getting infested with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconioză

 

[CubeLite]

229. Getting infested with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconioză

Just so that everyone knows, I memorized this word and it's the longest word in Romanian

 

[bldcuber314]

Just so that everyone knows, I memorized this word and it's the longest word in Romanian

The English version is one letter longer