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The Cubing Duck Song

Cubing adaption of Rap God, yes or no?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 38.1%
  • No

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • Not worth it

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • 100% YES

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 4 19.0%

  • Total voters
    21
  • Poll closed .

Hyper Cubr

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The Cubing Duck Song

A duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil who was streaming on Twitch
Hey! (bam bam bam) got any clocks?
Phil said, No, we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap, and they're fast, and they're all on sale!
Can I get you a Gan?
The duck said, I'll pass.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )

When the duck walked up to DailyPuzzles
and he said to Billy who was reviewing a Squan
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
Billy said, No, like I said yesterday
We just sell twisty puzzles, okay?
Why not try out a WRM?
The duck said good bye.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked up to the Fluffy Alligator man
and he said to the man creating tutorials
Hey, (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
The Fluffy Alligator man said, That's it, if you don't stop asking me for clocks, duck
I'll magnetize you to a Valk and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't strip my core!
The duck said, adios!

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked back to The Cubicle
And then he said to Phil who was organizing cubes
Hey (bam bam bam), got any magnets?
What, no we're all out of stock, if you don't got cubes why do yo-, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any clocks?

And Phil just DNFed
Then Phil started to smile
Phil started to laugh
Phil Yu laughed for a while

Phil said, come on, duck
Let's walk to the Hardware store
I'll buy you some clocks
So you don't have to ask anymore

So they walked to the store
And the Phil bought some clocks
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, hmm, not great

But you know what sounds nice?
It would improve my average
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any MGCs?

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he
waddled away (waddle waddle)
Dude just cant do without clocks
 
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