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The Cubing Duck Song

Cubing adaption of Rap God, yes or no?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 38.1%
  • No

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • Not worth it

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • 100% YES

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 4 19.0%

  • Total voters
    21
  • Poll closed .

dllema

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Joined
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Messages
7
Location
Maryland, USA
Intro:
Skewb God
Look, I was gonna cube easy on you.
Not to hurt your average
But I'll only get this one chance!
The tensions wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got
Like my pb's about to be broken
But I don't know when
If that means what I think its mean

We're in trouble, big trouble
And if his pb is as good as you say it is
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what Ernő Rubik ordered

This is not the final thing
 

rubik2005

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Joined
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Messages
643
Location
Christmas Wonderland
Intro:
Skewb God
Look, I was gonna cube easy on you.
Not to hurt your average
But I'll only get this one chance!
The tensions wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got
Like my pb's about to be broken
But I don't know when
If that means what I think its mean

We're in trouble, big trouble
And if his pb is as good as you say it is
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what Ernő Rubik ordered

This is not the final thing
I love this!

I'm finishing school up, so after that I'll hopefully be able to think of some lyrics.
 

dllema

Member
Joined
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Messages
7
Location
Maryland, USA
Thank you!
anyway verse 1:
I'm beginning to feel like a Skewb God, Skewb God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their fingers are nimble enough to
Speed-solve, speed-solve
They said I could Skewb like a robot, so call me Skewb-Bot

But for me to cube like a computer
GAN-Skewb must be in my genes
I got a Skewb in my back-pocket

I gotta go
 
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Messages
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Location
In the park feeding Ducks
that's gonna be a no from me dawg

Maybe I'll make a Duck song for you but it's about cubes

edit:
A Duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil, who was streaming on Twitch,
"Hey!" (bam bam bam) got any... Clocks?
Phil said "No we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap and they're good and they're all on sale!"
"Can I get you a Gan?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )
 
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Location
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The Cubing Duck Song

A duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil who was streaming on Twitch
Hey! (bam bam bam) got any clocks?
Phil said, No, we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap, and they're fast, and they're all on sale!
Can I get you a Gan?
The duck said, I'll pass.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )

When the duck walked up to DailyPuzzles
and he said to Billy who was reviewing a Squan
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
Billy said, No, like I said yesterday
We just sell twisty puzzles, okay?
Why not try out a WRM?
The duck said good bye.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked up to the Fluffy Alligator man
and he said to the man creating tutorials
Hey, (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
The Fluffy Alligator man said, That's it, if you don't stop asking me for clocks, duck
I'll magnetize you to a Valk and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't strip my core!
The duck said, adios!

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked back to The Cubicle
And then he said to Phil who was organizing cubes
Hey (bam bam bam), got any magnets?
What, no we're all out of stock, if you don't got cubes why do yo-, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any clocks?

And Phil just DNFed
Then Phil started to smile
Phil started to laugh
Phil Yu laughed for a while

Phil said, come on, duck
Let's walk to the Hardware store
I'll buy you some clocks
So you don't have to ask anymore

So they walked to the store
And the Phil bought some clocks
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, hmm, not great

But you know what sounds nice?
It would improve my average
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any MGCs?

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he
waddled away (waddle waddle)
 
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Eli Apperson

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The Cubing Duck Song

A duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil who was streaming on Twitch
Hey! (bam bam bam) got any clocks?
Phil said, No, we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap, and they're fast, and they're all on sale!
Can I get you a Gan?
The duck said, I'll pass.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )

When the duck walked up to DailyPuzzles
and he said to Billy who was reviewing a Squan
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
Billy said, No, like I said yesterday
We just sell twisty puzzles, okay?
Why not try out a WRM?
The duck said good bye.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked up to the Fluffy Alligator man
and he said to the man creating tutorials
Hey, (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
The Fluffy Alligator man said, That's it, if you don't stop asking me for clocks, duck
I'll magnetize you to a Valk and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't strip my core!
The duck said, adios!

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked back to The Cubicle
And then he said to Phil who was organizing cubes
Hey (bam bam bam), got any magnets?
What, no we're all out of stock, if you don't got cubes why do yo-, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any clocks?

And Phil just DNFed
Then Phil started to smile
Phil started to laugh
Phil Yu laughed for a while

Phil said, come on, duck
Let's walk to the Hardware store
I'll buy you some clocks
So you don't have to ask anymore

So they walked to the store
And the Phil bought some clocks
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, hmm, not great

But you know what sounds nice?
It would improve my average
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any MGCs?

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he
waddled away (waddle waddle)
That was the single worst song I've ever read. Can we get a part 2?
 
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Location
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By popular demand I now present to you...

The Cubing Duck Song 2:

"Can we get a part 2?"

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to FiverPhill, running the store
"Hey! (Bum bum QUACK) Got any skewbs?"
FiverPhill said
"No, We're The Cubicle
I mean skewbs aren’t really what we’re known for
We’ve got some Sqaure-1's?"
The Duck said
“They lockup Alot.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum QUACK bum bum ba-dum)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Cubehead, running the store
"Hey! (Bum QUACK bum) Got any skewbs
Cubehead said
"Yooo, it's you again, Duck
I already told you no LL skip
I've got a Megaminx?"
The Duck said
"It's no fun."

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(QUACK QUACK)
'Til the very next day
(quack bum QUACK bum bum ba-dum)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Phil, again, running the store
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any skewbs?"
Then Phil said
"Look, I'm trying not to shout
But please either buy a Tornado or get out!
We don't sell skewbs!"
The duck said
“I'm kinda skrewed.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he Quaked away
(QUACK waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-quack)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Rowe, making premiums
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any skewbs?"
So Rowe said
"THAT'S IT!
The next time you ask for skewbs
I'm gonna put DNM-37 on your webbed feet
Do I make myself clear?"
The Duck said
"Is that a 10x10?"

Then he waddled away
(Waddle quack)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very quack day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Bob Valk, trolling the store
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any good NxN's?"
"Wat?"
"Got any good NxN'?"
"Actually we do
But you don't have any experience, do you?"

"Do you think you could...
Do you think you could...
Do you think you could... skew this 2x2?”

(Fading)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(quack QUACK quack)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle quAck)
 

Eli Apperson

Member
Joined
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Messages
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Location
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WCA
2022APPE01
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Visit Channel
By popular demand I now present to you...

The Cubing Duck Song 2:

"Can we get a part 2?"

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to FiverPhill, running the store
"Hey! (Bum bum QUACK) Got any skewbs?"
FiverPhill said
"No, We're The Cubicle
I mean skewbs aren’t really what we’re known for
We’ve got some Sqaure-1's?"
The Duck said
“They lockup Alot.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum QUACK bum bum ba-dum)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Cubehead, running the store
"Hey! (Bum QUACK bum) Got any skewbs
Cubehead said
"Yooo, it's you again, Duck
I already told you no LL skip
I've got a Megaminx?"
The Duck said
"It's no fun."

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(QUACK QUACK)
'Til the very next day
(quack bum QUACK bum bum ba-dum)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Phil, again, running the store
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any skewbs?"
Then Phil said
"Look, I'm trying not to shout
But please either buy a Tornado or get out!
We don't sell skewbs!"
The duck said
“I'm kinda skrewed.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he Quaked away
(QUACK waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-quack)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Rowe, making premiums
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any skewbs?"
So Rowe said
"THAT'S IT!
The next time you ask for skewbs
I'm gonna put DNM-37 on your webbed feet
Do I make myself clear?"
The Duck said
"Is that a 10x10?"

Then he waddled away
(Waddle quack)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very quack day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the Duck walked up to The Cubicle
And he said to Bob Valk, trolling the store
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any good NxN's?"
"Wat?"
"Got any good NxN'?"
"Actually we do
But you don't have any experience, do you?"

"Do you think you could...
Do you think you could...
Do you think you could... skew this 2x2?”

(Fading)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(quack QUACK quack)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle quAck)
I was kidddiiinnggggg
 
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