What do you think when a non-cuber says something dumb?

Nah, mate, this is perfectly legit. No one uses Rubik's brand cubes anymore to speedsolve. Now we have companies like MoYu, YuXin, and QiYi making our stuff, shipping them from China to cube stores around the world, and people lubricating, tensioning, restickering, and even putting magnets in them. (Goes on an hour-long speech about the history of speedcubing)

Next: It's fake because you're turning two faces at once.
 
Nah, mate, this is perfectly legit. No one uses Rubik's brand cubes anymore to speedsolve. Now we have companies like MoYu, YuXin, and QiYi making our stuff, shipping them from China to cube stores around the world, and people lubricating, tensioning, restickering, and even putting magnets in them. (Goes on an hour-long speech about the history of speedcubing)

Next: It's fake because you're turning two faces at once.
'Demonstrates how to finger trick R' U' at different speeds, maybe lets them try'
Lol cheat, there's no why you can turn that fast.
 
I'd say: "well, you know, the Universe is a simulaton. And as such it's played on a computer. And as we all know, every computer has glitches sometimes. So that's it, that's how it glitches."

Next: "NEEEERRRRRDDD!"
 
I would show them a page from the cubicle's 3x3 selection.

-Points to a magnetic 3x3- "Thats a cheat cube because the magnets pull it into a solved state, right?
go on u try it...wont u???

why dont u have a rubiks brand cube.....dident they make it in the first place(looking at us if we are beggers and we dont have money to buy one)
 
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