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What do you think when a non-cuber says something dumb?

wir3sandfir3s

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Just what the title says. Answer the previous dumb question that a non Cuber would ask, both in your mind and what you would say/do. Then ask the next person one. They can be repeated, by try not to too often.
I'll start with:
"Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?"
Btw, I think we should start keeping score with these threads:
Matt: 4?
Umm Roux?: 1
Me: 1
 

Rcuber123

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Q Woah is that a Rubik's triangle?
A stabs non cuber with Cyclone Boys Pyraminx(sharpest one I have)

Just what the title says. Answer the previous dumb question that a non Cuber would ask, both in your mind and what you would say/do. Then ask the next person one. They can be repeated, by try not to too often.
I'll start with:
"Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?"
Btw, I think we should start keeping score with these threads:
Matt: 4?
Umm Roux?: 1
Me: 1
Sion also has one
 

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Let's see... I have the assumption thread, the acronym thread, the haiku thread, and the question thread. I think that's all. As for a limerick thread.... Anyone?

Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?
No, stranger. I just learned how to turn a cube fast to look cool. </sarcasm>

Next: (when they see anything other than a 3x3) What's that one called?
 

wir3sandfir3s

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Let's see... I have the assumption thread, the acronym thread, the haiku thread, and the question thread. I think that's all. As for a limerick thread.... Anyone?

Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?
No, stranger. I just learned how to turn a cube fast to look cool. </sarcasm>

Next: (when they see anything other than a 3x3) What's that one called?
Jesus Christ I want to throw them out a window... It isnt that bad of a question. But when you have a lot, it gets annoying...
Next: Can you solve 3 in 20 seconds while juggling like that guy on YouTube? (Which was fake btw, even made a video showing how he did it)
 

GoldCubes29

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Me to non-cubers:
First of all, your "joke" is very overused. If you want to say something non-cubery, try thinking of something more original next time.

Next: Are these like your best friends or something?
 
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GoldCubes29

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Stop it. No

"You're going to a competition? You would win for sure!"
 
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Umm Roux?

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Haha thanks. (I would pretend it was a compliment)
“Why you use those cheap-cheap Asian stuff?"
 

GoldCubes29

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It's called Moyu, and trust me, it's not cheap.

*grabs 2x2* "This is so easy. I could solve this"
 

Umm Roux?

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My teacher actually said that to but it was sarcastic so I replied by smiling. I had to teach the teacher how to solve on side.

"Can I help you scramble it?"
 

GoldCubes29

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My teacher actually said that to but it was sarcastic so I replied by smiling. I had to teach the teacher how to solve on side.

"Can I help you scramble it?"
I'll be dead by the time you're done scrambling.

"Why do you have so many of one cube? They're all the same."
 

GoldCubes29

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Because that would be considered cheating. Learn to solve the cube legit.

*stares at 5x5* "Woah! That one has more colors!"
 
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GoldCubes29

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Hmm.. well do you ever get bored of using your phone? Do you ever get bored of watching TV? Yeah, same deal with this.

Next: "There's a trick to solving it, but I forgot it."
 
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