What do you think when a non-cuber says something dumb?

[wir3sandfir3s]

Just what the title says. Answer the previous dumb question that a non Cuber would ask, both in your mind and what you would say/do. Then ask the next person one. They can be repeated, by try not to too often.
I'll start with:
"Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?"
Btw, I think we should start keeping score with these threads:
Matt: 4?
Umm Roux?: 1
Me: 1

 

[Rcuber123]

Q Woah is that a Rubik's triangle?
A stabs non cuber with Cyclone Boys Pyraminx(sharpest one I have)

Just what the title says. Answer the previous dumb question that a non Cuber would ask, both in your mind and what you would say/do. Then ask the next person one. They can be repeated, by try not to too often.
I'll start with:
"Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?"
Btw, I think we should start keeping score with these threads:
Matt: 4?
Umm Roux?: 1
Me: 1

Sion also has one

 

[Matt11111]

Let's see... I have the assumption thread, the acronym thread, the haiku thread, and the question thread. I think that's all. As for a limerick thread.... Anyone?

Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?
No, stranger. I just learned how to turn a cube fast to look cool. </sarcasm>

Next: (when they see anything other than a 3x3) What's that one called?

 

[wir3sandfir3s]

Let's see... I have the assumption thread, the acronym thread, the haiku thread, and the question thread. I think that's all. As for a limerick thread.... Anyone?

Woah, you can turn it fast. Can you solve it?
No, stranger. I just learned how to turn a cube fast to look cool. </sarcasm>

Next: (when they see anything other than a 3x3) What's that one called?

Jesus Christ I want to throw them out a window... It isnt that bad of a question. But when you have a lot, it gets annoying...
Next: Can you solve 3 in 20 seconds while juggling like that guy on YouTube? (Which was fake btw, even made a video showing how he did it)

 

[Matt11111]

No. No one can. That video was fake. Go away.

Next: Don't you ever get bored of that?

 

[Ordway Persyn]

No. (literally thats what I would say)

Is that a 10x10?

 

[GoldCubes29]

Me to non-cubers:
First of all, your "joke" is very overused. If you want to say something non-cubery, try thinking of something more original next time.

Next: Are these like your best friends or something?

 

[JaredRB9000]

A: Well obviously, what/who else do you need?
Q: Can I try that one? *grabs it outta your hand*

 

[GoldCubes29]

Stop it. No

"You're going to a competition? You would win for sure!"

 

[wir3sandfir3s]

I average just over 20 seconds when there are all these other people who can easily average under 10, and that's not even the fastest.
"Do you inject your hands with steroids or something??"

 

[Umm Roux?]

Haha thanks. (I would pretend it was a compliment)
“Why you use those cheap-cheap Asian stuff?"

 

[GoldCubes29]

It's called Moyu, and trust me, it's not cheap.

*grabs 2x2* "This is so easy. I could solve this"

 

[Umm Roux?]

My teacher actually said that to but it was sarcastic so I replied by smiling. I had to teach the teacher how to solve on side.

"Can I help you scramble it?"

 

[aubreygraham]

I am also a non-cuber and but I don't think I have ever asked any dumb question.

 

[Umm Roux?]

Then you are a good person

 

[GoldCubes29]

My teacher actually said that to but it was sarcastic so I replied by smiling. I had to teach the teacher how to solve on side.

"Can I help you scramble it?"

I'll be dead by the time you're done scrambling.

"Why do you have so many of one cube? They're all the same."

 

[Matt11111]

No, mate. They're made my different companies. Each one feels different and will give me different times.

WHY SHOULDN'T I CORNER TWIST YOUR CUBES?

 

[GoldCubes29]

Because that would be considered cheating. Learn to solve the cube legit.

*stares at 5x5* "Woah! That one has more colors!"

 

[Matt11111]

Because that would be considered cheating. Learn to solve the cube legit. Nub.

*stares at 5x5* "Woah! That one has more colors!"

(Facepalm) No. It has six colors just like every other cube. Most of them, anyway.

Next: Don't you ever get bored of that?

 

[GoldCubes29]

Hmm.. well do you ever get bored of using your phone? Do you ever get bored of watching TV? Yeah, same deal with this.

Next: "There's a trick to solving it, but I forgot it."