# What do you think when a non-cuber says something dumb?

#### Matt11111

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Well, whatever you heard is likely wrong. There's a lot of things you need to know, not just one thing repeated over and over again. Now, a Skewb on the other hand...

Next: "Do you... Have strong fingers?" (A friend of mine asked me that today.)

#### turtwig

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Yes.

Q: (scrambling) Woah! How can you do it without looking?

#### GoldCubes29

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I'm not solving the cube, I'm scrambling it randomly.
Next: "I know someone who can solve that in like 2 seconds." (CP)

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#### FakeMMAP

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Oh really? And you're expecting ME, an ACTUAL CUBER to BELIEVE THIS?!?!?1 Next time find someone who is dumber than you, and trust me, IT'S GONNA BE HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next: how does this even turn?

#### GoldCubes29

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Oh come on. You cant possibly be trying to turn a Skewb on the same axis of a 3x3.

Next: *solving* "Are you turning it randomly?"

#### FakeMMAP

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yeah, of course, I mean OBVIOUSLY one solves a puzzle with 43 quintillion combinations by just turning randomly in 10 seconds, that's how probability works, I mean EVERYONE IS THIS LUCKY!!! Next time find something more clever to say.

Next: WOAH IS THAT A 10x10 ?!?!!?!1?!!?!?!111??!?!?!eleven??!!!?!?!!?1

#### Abhay Singh Tomar

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ans: Yes (it's always fun to fool non-cubers )
next: *Cuber in the middle of a megaminx solve doing f2l and baleints slots and getting past 2min.* non-cuber:Your algorithum (this is exactly how they pronounce it ) is going wrong! can you fix it? (a friend of mine asked me this)

#### FakeMMAP

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Dude, WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!

Next: Rubik's Triangle (argh, it's hard to write this, especially if you're a pyraminxer)

#### Matt11111

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No. It's a Pyraminx. Rubik's never made these.

Next: Can you solve a 100x100?

#### Abhay Singh Tomar

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Ans: It's not even invented genius and it's probably never going to be invented. (ouch that's kinda repetitive)
Q: *At the beginning of the solve making cross, EOline etc.* Why are scrambling it even more?

#### JustinTimeCuber

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Because I like wasting time so my solves are slower, obviously.

Q: Are you, like, a world record holder or something?

#### Matt11111

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I wish. And no, I'm not the teenager who broke the Rubik's Cube world record over the weekend. Yes, you're right, Mr. Scienceteacher, I did go to a competition this weekend. But it was a different guy at a different competition, also not too far from here.

Next: Why are you so slow? You should be able to solve a 5x5 in 3 seconds.

#### GoldCubes29

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Sure. Although a 5x5 has 282 870 942 277 741 856 536 180 333 107 150 328 293 127 731 985 672 134 721 536 000 000 000 000 000 combinations (283 trevigintillion), I can still solve it in 3 seconds. I mean, it's common sense.

Next: You obviously memorized the solve and you scramble it the same all the time.

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#### Rcuber123

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Mhm, sure. Although a 5x5 has 282 870 942 277 741 856 536 180 333 107 150 328 293 127 731 985 672 134 721 536 000 000 000 000 000 combinations (283 trevigintillion), I can still solve it in 3 seconds. I mean, it's common sense.

Next: You obviously memorized the solve and you scramble it the same all the time.
And u are obviously an idiot so come back when u have something that makes sense to say.

Can u plz plz plz teach me?

#### Matt11111

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Well, do you want to take the time to memorize a bunch of algorithms? No? Ok, bye. (Walks away)

Next: CORNER TWIIIIIST!

#### Abhay Singh Tomar

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Ans: No, no, nooo stay away from my cube! (My friends love to twist corners on my 3x3)
Ques: Hey is this a speedcube?*Shows Rubik's brand* (I actually did that when I was a non-cuber)

#### GoldCubes29

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Hmm.. can you Sub 1.5 a J-Perm on that "Speedcube"? Yea that's what I thought you V-Cube supporter. *airhorns*

"Why do you inject this needle into your cube?? Is it sick or something?"

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#### Abhay Singh Tomar

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Answer:Yeah it's probably sick because it isnt turning well.
Question: Can you please let me twist a corner on your cube??
Hmm.. can you Sub 1.5 a J-Perm on that "Speedcube"? Yea that's what I thought you V-Cube supporter. *airhorns*
I can't even do a sub 1.5 J-Perm on my moyu aolong v2 .

#### wir3sandfir3s

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Answer:Yeah it's probably sick because it isnt turning well.
Question: Can you please let me twist a corner on your cube??
I can't even do a sub 1.5 J-Perm on my moyu aolong v2 .
if you wanna be sent to hell, sure.
next: Dude that's a fake/beginner cube, cheat. And I should know, my brother's friend's uncle can solve it in 3 minutes.

#### FakeMMAP

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Go away troll!

next: that one (megaminx) is way harder than the standard (3x3), right?