Your first kiss

[endless_akatsuki]

Oh man y'all must be hot stuff. I'm too ugly to get kissed.

 

[jms_gears1]

Eh, mine was anything but bliss. My heart was pounding so ridiculously fast...

And then he jizzed in his pants.

 

[avgdi]

I wish I could remember my first kiss. I know who it was with, but I can't remember the specific occasion. (It was too long ago.)

 

[riffz]

SARAH THAT'S ALL WRONG! He should have kissed you first!

Sexist.


First kiss was was just a quick one with people around so kind of boring. First make-out was down by the waterfront on a cold rainy day at band camp. (everyone else was inside)

 

[jms_gears1]

Sexist.


First kiss was was just a quick one with people around so kind of boring. First make-out was down by the waterfront on a cold rainy day at band camp. (everyone else was inside)

D:< you...aosdjflsdkajf you..

Change your post D:<

'This one time at band camp'

 

[DavidWoner]

Some dance at the end of 8th grade. Her lip gloss was strange and kind of sticky(sounds more gross than it was), and she apologized for that later.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Some dance at the end of 8th grade. Her lip gloss was strange and kind of sticky(sounds more gross than it was), and she apologized for that later.

OMFG ME TOO! cept the lip gloss was actually tasty.

Funny. I remember both her and myself wearing pink. ossim pink.

Now ask me about breaking the vase. :3

 

[Kian]

I imagine it's an awkward thing for almost everyone. It certainly was for me. No need to be worried about it, you'll eventually laugh about a lot of things you can't imagine laughing about right now. Your adolescence is far more funny a few years removed. Enjoy the awkwardness, failures, successes, and everything that comes with being totally different.

 

[Dene]

Adolescence? Man I really fail.

 

[Shortey]

Meh... I'll share mine.

I was in a tent with 3 girls. The rest is obvious.

EDIT: I feel like I just pwned everyone.

 

[aronpm]

What's a girl?

 

[oprah62]

Meh... I'll share mine.

I was in a tent with 3 girls. The rest is obvious.

Gingers don't count.

 

[theace]

Yet to come ...

 

[FatBoyXPC]

Sexist.

Not at all. Old School. Just like the guy should ask the girl out. The guy should propose to the woman, etc.

Morten: Just because you let those girls paint your nails pink and put make up on you doesn't mean you pwned any of us

I think we'd get much funnier stories if we made this "first time" a bad bit more inappropriate, although for that reason, we can't

 

[oprah62]

7th grade halloween spin the bottle turned in to giant make up sesh lolol.

 

[Johan444]

It was pretty bad. Too drunk to feel anything.

 

[Rubixcubematt]

First kiss?....

 

[Cride5]

Kissing? Never been.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Kissi...3&hq=&hnear=Kissing,+Boffa,+Boké,+Guinea&z=13

We have no Kissing in Europe, just:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=48°04′02″N+12°51′49″E&ie=UTF8&z=16

 

[Lorken]

I didn't expect it and was a little shocked for a while.

 

[Andrew Ricci]

So what do you guys think? Thread of the year behind "Do you wipe standing or sitting" and "Speedcubin"?