You know you are a speedcuber when...

[TheNextFeliks]

https://sites.google.com/site/rubikscubeandmore/home/20-cubemandments

You have all of these memorized.

 

[YddEd]

You only check the mail when you know one of your cubes is going to arrive

Best one ever

 

[Ross The Boss]

http://cube.garron.us/misc/too_long.htm

 

[Schmidt]

You know you are a speedcuber when you see a license plate and think "FL DR" or "Oh no! Buffer"

 

[Spaxxy]

You know you're a speedcuber's friend when you walk into his room and say "Wow, you have so many cubes!"
You know you're a speedcuber when you walk into your room and say "Wow, I don't have enough cubes!"

 

[sneaklyfox]

You know you're a speedcuber's friend when you walk into his room and say "Wow, you have so many cubes!"
You know you're a speedcuber when you walk into your room and say "Wow, I don't have enough cubes!"

hehe good one

 

[MaikeruKonare]

You know you are a speedcuber when you melt down your Rubik brand puzzles.
...when you get your cube taken away for solving during class...and you pull out another one. Four times in a row.
...when you take an exam with a Dayan in your left hand and a pencil in your right.
...when you take a cube to the movies, sporting events, and parties.

 

[sneaklyfox]

...when you get your cube taken away for solving during class...and you pull out another one. Four times in a row.

Wouldn't your teacher figure to ask you turn out your pockets/bag?

...when you take an exam with a Dayan in your left hand and a pencil in your right.

Do they allow this? Wouldn't the noise disturb other people?

...when you take a cube to the movies, sporting events, and parties.

Can you actually cube in a movie theatre in the dark? Or do you just practice algs in the dark? And what do you do if your cube pops or explodes?

 

[cxinlee]

You know you're a speedcuber when you try to solve a Rubik's cube or it's variants as fast as you can.

 

[YddEd]

You know you are a speedcuber when you melt down your Rubik brand puzzles.
...when you get your cube taken away for solving during class...and you pull out another one. Four times in a row.
...when you take an exam with a Dayan in your left hand and a pencil in your right.
...when you take a cube to the movies, sporting events, and parties.

You did that? I'm just keeping them so I can say I have lots of cubes XD

 

[Lchu613]

I just mod the heck out of Rubik's brands. With a half-decently factory tensioned one, some sandpaper, some plank-thingies (for loosening the springs), and some CRC, they can be actually pretty good cubes.

 

[Bh13]

You know you're a speedcuber when:
You Skype with a friend just so you can teach him how to cube.
You teach your brother how to solve a cube just so you can do factory solves with someone.
You see R+ld+E= and you see cubing notation, not "ride"
You think of Cubing all the time.
You buy a mini DaYan just so you can always have a cube with you.

 

[sneaklyfox]

You know you're a speedcuber when you buy a cube simply because you don't have that particular model yet.

 

[Spaxxy]

You know you're a speedcuber when, all of a sudden, there are half a dozen or more people in your school that can solve a Rubiks Cube.

 

[mark49152]

You know you're a speedcuber when you find yourself on a speedcubers' forum writing about silly things that only speedcubers do.

 

[Lchu613]

You know you're a speedcuber when you are typing something along these lines.

 

[ianliu64]

You know you're a speedcuber when you spend 4 hours at midnight looking up RedKB and CBC videos

 

[sneaklyfox]

You know you're a speedcuber when you have more social life on speedsolving.com than in real life.

 

[googlebleh]

Can you actually cube in a movie theatre in the dark? Or do you just practice algs in the dark? And what do you do if your cube pops or explodes?

I hate this too. I want glow-in-the-dark stickers
As for cube-popping, my Guhong v2 never pops

 

[kcl]

Well my parents dragged me to see Lincoln a while back. It was so boring so I did LL stuff. I would do PLLs and try to figure out the proper AUF and perm to do after doing like 7 random PLLs haha