when people ask you how you solve the rubik's cube so fast you say. . .

[Forte]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

He's not an idiot, you're being an ass.

That.

 

[dannyz0r]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

He's not an idiot, you're being an ass.

That.

This

 

[x101xtreme]

I usually give them an overview of the beginner's method.

 

[Deleted member 2864]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

He's not an idiot, you're being an ass.

That.

This

That this that refers to the that that refers to cubeoftheworld's post.

I normally say that it'd be hard to teach them in one sitting that doesn't last at least an hour.

 

[CubesOfTheWorld]

That This Those Them WTF?!

 

[dannyz0r]

That This Those Them WTF?!

Who's the idiot now?

 

[CubesOfTheWorld]

That This Those Them WTF?!

Who's the idiot now?

You guys are giving me one word sentences. It makes no sense.

EDIT: How did this get turned on me?

 

[Brett]

I don't see why everyone here is so rude to anyone who hasn't cubed before.

I usually just tell them to get one side and build up. If they seem interested I'll actually explain it.

 

[Andreaillest]

That This Those Them WTF?!

Who's the idiot now?

You guys are giving me one word sentences. It makes no sense.

EDIT: How did this get turned on me?

You were being rude to the guy that innocently asked you a question about the cube. Calling him an idiot and giving him unreasonable answers made you look like an ass. Just because you know how to solve a cube and he didn't, doesn't give you the right to be a jerk. How would you like it if you had no knowledge about something and someone gave you rude answers and called you an idiot just because you asked a question.

As Brett stated before, you don't have to be rude about things. I usually try to explain things or tell them to go to youtube.

 

[CarTMan]

sometimes i say it's a magic, sometimes is say that i dont even know what am i doing and sometimes i say that the cube solves by it self

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

He's not an idiot, you're being an ass.

This

 

[Joël]

Like what other ppl said, it really depends on my mood.. Sometimes it's funny to make a joke out of it, or make ppl believe something completely ridiculous ("I've been able to do it since I was a year and 10 months old.. Idk why!").. But usually I'll just give them an overview of the Fridrich method.. And occasionally, if they seem to be really interested, I try to show them some of the basics of the structure in algorithms, by showing some simple commutators (like U2 M U2 M'), and how you can make things fall back in place after screwing part of the cube up, by using inverses...

 

[iasimp1997]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

He's not an idiot, you're being an ass.

That.

This

Thisthat.

 

[CuBeOrDiE]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

He's not an idiot, you're being an ass.

That.

This

Thisthat.

this that and the other. oh, and here's me: "I'm just good like that"

 

[miniGOINGS]

Idiot: How do you do that?
Me: :fp
Idiot: What?
Me: C-F-O-P (say it really fast)
Idiot: WHAT?
Me: If you eat an apple, then you can solve it.
Idiot:*eats an apple*
Me: :fp
Idiot: :fp-ing isn't nice!
Me: This is why your name is "Idiot"...
Idiot: Teach me!
Me: Okay, fine.... What you do first, is you do these moves. *solves the cube*
Idiot: ...

EDIT: If an adult asks, I tell them to go to Rubik's.com

Oh my...

That This Those Them WTF?!

Who's the idiot now?

You guys are giving me one word sentences. It makes no sense.

EDIT: How did this get turned on me?

Because you're failing.

 

[Mariah94]

For somebody who is just like "How to do you do it?" I just say "I see the cube, and do the algorithms needed to fix the cube." And then sometimes I have to explain what an algorithm is. It's hard to remember that other people have no idea.

 

[foxfan352]

I use algorithms to permute and or orient edges and vertices

 

[yboy403]

Them: How do you do that
Me: Magic
Them: No, but I mean like I know there's like a trick to it or something like math or whatever.
Me: Yeah. Magic

 

[robindeun]

i told someone that if you do just R U all over again that it solves itself, he did that for like 2 hours

 

[cubedude7]

I just say 'Internet'.