eamsch
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me and my friend have been arguing. which is more important, politics or paleontology? i think paleontology. what about you?
What is more important, politics or paleontology?
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AvGalen
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Bonuspoints for the MOST off-topic post in "Off-Topic Discussion" ever?
What do you think is more important: puppies or candles?
What do you think is more important: puppies or candles?
blade740
Mack Daddy
Politics affects how you live your life now. Paleontology doesn't.
JTW2007
BattsMan
That depends on the situation. The puppy is better for companionship, but the candle is better for survival. The puppy lasts longer than the candle, but the candle is more portable than the puppy. The puppy can catch food, but the candle can cook the food. Neither of them are as good to have if they're wet. The puppy will grow into a dog, but the candle will shrink into a pile of wax. It's a tough call. Is it too much to ask for both?
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Dene
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More important for what? For the world as it presently is? Then politics. For the world as it should be? Paleontology.
anythingtwisty
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Both are important.
JTW2007
BattsMan
Agreed with Dene.
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nitrocan
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What's more important, politics or paleontology?
That's the most ridiculous question I've ever heard. Kind of like comparing apples and pears.
That's the most ridiculous question I've ever heard. Kind of like comparing apples and pears.
Bryan
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Or like comparing apples and jumping rope.
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AvGalen
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Very nice
But you forgot that puppies will attract woman, leading to a date where you will need candles. Indeed we need both
Can we ignore this topic now or shall we continue with apples and jumping rope?
Novriil
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PUPPIES!!!
but yeah.. very pointful thread I have to say
WRONG INFORMATION!!!
Puppie is better. because if you are buried alive with one candle and a lighter then you will die!
Because a the flame uses oxygen and you will suffocate!Puppie will just warm you're feet
They will hold there breaths! d4m4s74
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politics: now
paleontology: millenia ago
guess
puppies: cute
candles: obsolete
guess
apples: give energie
jump ropes: use energy
guess
paleontology: millenia ago
guess
puppies: cute
candles: obsolete
guess
apples: give energie
jump ropes: use energy
guess
Me
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I'm taking this as serious as possible: politics, because I really can't think of anything important paleontology has done for me... ever.
Were you and your friend perhaps under the influence of potentially illegal drugs at the time of this argument?
Were you and your friend perhaps under the influence of potentially illegal drugs at the time of this argument?
JTW2007
BattsMan
Apples vs. Jumping Rope:
Once again, depends on the situation. If you need to survive in the wilderness, the apple gives you food and some water, but you can use the jumprope to catch fish or climb trees, or cut part of it off and fray it to use as a fire starter. The jumprope can make you healthier by giving you a way to exercise, but you can exercise without the jumprope. The apple, however, can give you food, and if you're stranded, you can't get food without the apple. Finally, the apple has seeds, which can be used to make more apples, which can be used to make more trees. Apple wins. QED.
Give me another one!
Once again, depends on the situation. If you need to survive in the wilderness, the apple gives you food and some water, but you can use the jumprope to catch fish or climb trees, or cut part of it off and fray it to use as a fire starter. The jumprope can make you healthier by giving you a way to exercise, but you can exercise without the jumprope. The apple, however, can give you food, and if you're stranded, you can't get food without the apple. Finally, the apple has seeds, which can be used to make more apples, which can be used to make more trees. Apple wins. QED.
Give me another one!
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nitrocan
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Bryan
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Half or the color blue.
Logan
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hmmm...politics....opinion.....
no chance of flaming
no chance of flaming
JTW2007
BattsMan
A music player or a flame thrower
Here goes (from now on, I'm just going to evaluate them based on what will better promote the lifespan of the user). Well, the flame thrower appears better on the surface, as it can create heat, light, kill and cook food, and signal people. The music player on the other hand, if it's a walkman, has a reflective CD in it, or if it's an iPod, has a reflective surface that can be used as a signal also. The music player is more portable and it's more entertaining (debatable), but it probably has a shorter lifespan. So... personal preference.
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