Dene
Premium Member
J'ey for life. I wouldn't be alive thanks to him. One time he helped me out of my flipped car and drove to the hospital and sat by my side until I was well enough to leave. We then went out for lunch. I still smile when I look at pictures of us frolicking in the meadows. I cry whenever I hear his voice. And I laugh when I remember the good times.
I admire Joey Gouly, because when I was 12 I was watching a video of him solving a 2x2 on youtube, and I thought "one day, my hair will be that gloriously thick, luscious and soft, and I will be able to run my fingers through it while thinking about why clouds look so fluffy and yet feel so wet. I mean, what else can be both fluffy and wet at the same time? Cats stop being fluffy when they're wet." After 4 years of building up courage, I sent him a PM and he told me that his secret is papaya extract shampoo, massaged gently from root to tip before rinsing with distilled water and then applying whichever conditioner Kylie Minogue has most recently been reported to be using. Now my hair is certifiably wondrous, and I have him to thank, and that's why Joey Gouly is my favourite cuber. Wherever you are Joey, I hope you are always happy. Also, that dude has some serious dance moves. I mean damn.
Also Thom Barlow, because he looks great in a skirt.
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Also, Kirjava who tolerates my not-quite-constant requests for assistance on IRC, no matter how dumb my questions are, and who inspires me to give full answers to the people who ask me questions that seem to me as basic as my questions must seem to them.
ehwuuuuuuut. Since when was he ever helpful? Don't tell me he's gone soft. Needs a good dose of Dene by the sound of it.