Unpopular Opinion: penguins are superior to ducks

[DrAGoni_Penguin]

I believe penguins are superior to ducks because penguins are more sophisticated and cuddly. Penguins are intelligent, aloof, versatile, and civilized, which is more or less, selective and sporadic with the duck situation.

Penguins will return to their mates (will not cheat) over a course of two months, meaning that they are loyal. (I have no idea honestly)
More movies have been made about penguins, from Happy Feet to Pingu to Penguins of Madagascar to even Mr. Poppin's Penguins. This shows that they are more popular with the overall community. The South Pole was declared as unclaimable and is specifically categorized for research and tourism. On the subject of drama, ducks have been involved with much conflict with the Red Nexus, meaning that they are inflated with hot air and drama. Penguins are more quiet and do not attempt to stir up conflict (unless you are Gentoo).

Next, penguins are adaptive and are more versatile. They do not have the ability to fly, and make up for that lacking with the ability to swim extremely fast. This shows that, while the majority of birds are inflatable and can glide through air, penguins are more adaptive and efficient with their movements (tobogganing or swimming). Penguins do not have as many predators, meaning they can live as they do. They are therefore more efficient since they do not waste as much time running away.

Furthermore, they are very intelligent and have shown to have incredible navigation memory. They can also utilize a skill called the "cocktail party effect,"; something of the recognition of a name or signature sound over a din. Penguins are aloof from other species (except dinner!) and are more useful by supplying their own niche in society.

Ducks are known as birds that just swim around in water, reproduce, and get old. They don't exactly achieve anything other than existing. However, there is essentially a rigid dichotomy between penguins and ducks in the fact that penguins have become advanced and are relatively civilized.

In conclusion, penguins are objectively better than ducks, because they have superior skills, knowledge, and are chill. While ducks may have other traits that penguins do not, I believe that they do not outweigh penguins due to the importance of their role in society.


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[cuberswoop]

I will make no statement on this opinion, but one of them is far superior than the other.

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

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Are we friends or not? You tried to fool me but as a Duck I don't fall for traps like that. I love Penguins as much as anyone, you guys are awesome, and next to us Ducks you're my favorite kind of animal (especially Fairy Blue's) but I'm going to have to stop you right when you say the first word. And here's why:

In the beginning God created, on the fifth day, the Platypus. The Platypus was a very special creation and gave birth to a multitude of different birds the most direct descendent being the Duck. For this the Duck is considered the inherent highest and most supreme of the birds. On the sixth day the Platypus became more mammal like (how we know them today) and amongst other new creation the Platypus also spawned some more creatures, this time mammals, the beaver being the most direct descendent.

Starting after the fall of man the Duck, being greatly grieved at the disobedience of God's greatest creation swore to only help humans when they most needed it. Unfortunately, humans got themselves into a lot of trouble and they eventually became just as evil as man. After the flood the remaining Ducks swore a new oath that they would hide themselves from humanity forever. You see, the rest of the great beasts such as the beaver, the bear, the crocodile, the stork, they all had lost their ability of intelligent thought. The Duck were able to convince a few animals like the Penguins and the Otters, and Cats to join them in hiding themselves they listened but many did not listen and thus creatures like the aardvark and hippopotamus also lost their ability in time.

Now we greater animals have hidden our civilizations from humankind. You may be wondering, how are we then mingling? Well, you see, sometime during the mid-1400's the Duck held a special meeting between select leaders of the main animal tribes and agreed that man needed their help. They agreed that they would go back out into the human civilization and dwell there to help create a better place. The Ducks were very advanced, far more than humanity had achieved at that point so they created special "suits" that would make them appear as any other human. One of their most notable first achievements was in the form of Christopher Colombus who set sail to find new land that humans might better acquire wealth to lead a more comfortable life he discovered the America's and from there humanity did greatly benefit.

So you see Ducks have helped this world far more then you can imagine. Through out history Ducks have always been the leading force, even if it may not appear that way. If not for the Ducks, Penguins would just be another dumb beast like the hamster. If not for the Ducks the Cold War would have been a disaster and we would have had a nuclear war. If not for the Ducks the Red Nexus would have completed demolished this world and we would either be dead, or worse off then slaves to the most evil masters to exist.

So no, Penguins are not better, Duck will always be the best.

No hard feeling by the way. I can understand a little bit of patriotism for your fellow Penguins given that you probably have not studied these things as much as I but please know your place.

 

[Deleted member 36445]

I believe penguins are superior to ducks because penguins are more sophisticated and cuddly. Penguins are intelligent, aloof, versatile, and civilized, which is more or less, selective and sporadic with the duck situation.

Penguins will return to their mates (will not cheat) over a course of two months, meaning that they are loyal. (I have no idea honestly)
More movies have been made about penguins, from Happy Feet to Pingu to Penguins of Madagascar to even Mr. Poppin's Penguins. This shows that they are more popular with the overall community. The South Pole was declared as unclaimable and is specifically categorized for research and tourism. On the subject of drama, ducks have been involved with much conflict with the Red Nexus, meaning that they are inflated with hot air and drama. Penguins are more quiet and do not attempt to stir up conflict (unless you are Gentoo).

Next, penguins are adaptive and are more versatile. They do not have the ability to fly, and make up for that lacking with the ability to swim extremely fast. This shows that, while the majority of birds are inflatable and can glide through air, penguins are more adaptive and efficient with their movements (tobogganing or swimming). Penguins do not have as many predators, meaning they can live as they do. They are therefore more efficient since they do not waste as much time running away.

Furthermore, they are very intelligent and have shown to have incredible navigation memory. They can also utilize a skill called the "cocktail party effect,"; something of the recognition of a name or signature sound over a din. Penguins are aloof from other species (except dinner!) and are more useful by supplying their own niche in society.

Ducks are known as birds that just swim around in water, reproduce, and get old. They don't exactly achieve anything other than existing. However, there is essentially a rigid dichotomy between penguins and ducks in the fact that penguins have become advanced and are relatively civilized.

In conclusion, penguins are objectively better than ducks, because they have superior skills, knowledge, and are chill. While ducks may have other traits that penguins do not, I believe that they do not outweigh penguins due to the importance of their role in society.


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no u

 

[DrAGoni_Penguin]

no u

;-;
dont care + didnt ask + ratio + lore + ur mom + no u + ratio again + date + duck + bird + ik + sike + luv u + ducks r kewl + yessir + gottem + lore again + bye + yeet + idk + necroposter galore + old ye mcdonald account + im done + bro look at da date + + no hate + + bye

 

[Deleted member 36445]

;-;
dont care + didnt ask + ratio + lore + ur mom + no u + ratio again + date + duck + bird + ik + sike + luv u + ducks r kewl + yessir + gottem + lore again + bye + yeet + idk + necroposter galore + old ye mcdonald account + im done + bro look at da date + + no hate + + bye

emotional damage x 666

game over my friend

 

[DrAGoni_Penguin]

emotional damage x 666

:0
how could you

 

[abunickabhi]

I believe penguins are superior to ducks because penguins are more sophisticated and cuddly. Penguins are intelligent, aloof, versatile, and civilized, which is more or less, selective and sporadic with the duck situation.

Penguins will return to their mates (will not cheat) over a course of two months, meaning that they are loyal. (I have no idea honestly)
More movies have been made about penguins, from Happy Feet to Pingu to Penguins of Madagascar to even Mr. Poppin's Penguins. This shows that they are more popular with the overall community. The South Pole was declared as unclaimable and is specifically categorized for research and tourism. On the subject of drama, ducks have been involved with much conflict with the Red Nexus, meaning that they are inflated with hot air and drama. Penguins are more quiet and do not attempt to stir up conflict (unless you are Gentoo).

Next, penguins are adaptive and are more versatile. They do not have the ability to fly, and make up for that lacking with the ability to swim extremely fast. This shows that, while the majority of birds are inflatable and can glide through air, penguins are more adaptive and efficient with their movements (tobogganing or swimming). Penguins do not have as many predators, meaning they can live as they do. They are therefore more efficient since they do not waste as much time running away.

Furthermore, they are very intelligent and have shown to have incredible navigation memory. They can also utilize a skill called the "cocktail party effect,"; something of the recognition of a name or signature sound over a din. Penguins are aloof from other species (except dinner!) and are more useful by supplying their own niche in society.

Ducks are known as birds that just swim around in water, reproduce, and get old. They don't exactly achieve anything other than existing. However, there is essentially a rigid dichotomy between penguins and ducks in the fact that penguins have become advanced and are relatively civilized.

In conclusion, penguins are objectively better than ducks, because they have superior skills, knowledge, and are chill. While ducks may have other traits that penguins do not, I believe that they do not outweigh penguins due to the importance of their role in society.


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Good assertions about Penguins.

Penguins are cool too!

 

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I personally believe that the hamster is the best animal, because they're adorable, fluffy, athletic, and smart. My hamster figured out how to open her cage a few days ago, and she completely tried to run away. I was sleeping, so I didn't notice until morning when I heard ominous scratching noises coming from my bookshelf. Thankfully, my cat didn't get her. They're also athletic, because my hamster uses the top of her cage like monkey bars. She's a great climber. Their paws are great for griping things considering they have aposable thumbs. They also are introverts, which I can agree with. They can fit just about anything inside their cheeks. Like, it's kind of insane how much she can put in her mouth.

 

[cuberswoop]

My hamster figured out how to open her cage a few days ago, and she completely tried to run away. I was sleeping, so I didn't notice until morning when I heard ominous scratching noises coming from my bookshelf. Thankfully, my cat didn't get her.

This is an amazing work of art and I would like congratulate you.