The Secret to Petrus

[Twofu2]

the secret of petrus is to be me

The cake is a lie. You said Mountain Dew.

So that's why you(ErikJ) had those cans of mountain dew at Big Cubes Summer! D:
I must try mountain dew spiked with Nyquil. 0:

NONONONONONONO NO NO NO. BAD IDEA. NO. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. Dude, Nyquil the night before, get a great sleep, THEN mountain dew. Jesus don't kill yourself.

Rofl... What if you're too excited and you and your fingers twitch out of control and then you try to solve. and then!!! A TREMENDOUS POP!!! Pieces soar everywhere. The pieces' red glare, the core bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that your fault was still there. A couple people lose their eyes and their cubing careers are ruined. AND It's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! It's fun to act weird...