Stupid criminal

[Hadley4000]

Last night/early this morning my car got broken in to. Naturally, I was ****ing pissed off. There was nothing of any value in the car at the time, so nothing except a few CDs were taken.

But, the great part, is they left a Blackberry in my car. I'll be taking it to the police precinct tomorrow.

Also, I had a little wallet with some of my Dad's business cards in it. They were thrown all over the backseat. My theory, is he got rather nervous when he saw the cards that read, "[name], Attorney At Law."

 

[endless_akatsuki]

Lmao. That's hilarious. He/she just got owned.

 

[Derrick Eide17]

That is beyond epic
just GREAT

 

[waffle=ijm]

Wow...just wow

 

[Feanaro]

I'm going to laugh when he calls the blackberry trying to find it

 

[mcciff2112]

It's good to hear that nothing of much value was taken, but that still sucks. Good luck catching the guy who did it, it shouldn't be too hard, since you have the idiot's blackberry and an attorney on your side

 

[Bryan]

It's very possible the phone was from a previous break-in.

 

[Paul Wagner]

Oh that is possibly true.

One time someone broke into my brothers car and stole gum and his air fresheners.

But there is a kid in my town who got 15 years for that, 8th offense.

 

[soccerking813]

I think that this really does deserve the title of epic fail.

 

[Hadley4000]

I just noticed that my iPod adapter was stolen. This story just got less funny.

 

[Ethan Rosen]

So that's where I left my blackberry

 

[IamWEB]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex30DYwQlHU[/youtube]

Smooth > Stupid

 

[Nukoca]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex30DYwQlHU[/youtube]

Smooth > Stupid

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[shoot1510]

Just hope he doesn't call the provider and cancel the sim card that you just stole.

 

[cmhardw]

Just hope he doesn't call the provider and cancel the sim card that you just stole.

w.....t.......f....???

 

[endless_akatsuki]

I just noticed that my iPod adapter was stolen. This story just got less funny.

Man, now that sucks. But hopefully you'll get it back after a little bit, after he gets caught.

 

[Kian]

Just hope he doesn't call the provider and cancel the sim card that you just stole.

w.....t.......f....???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[endless_akatsuki]

Just hope he doesn't call the provider and cancel the sim card that you just stole.

w.....t.......f....???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

lmao. funny......

 

[Hadley4000]

Just hope he doesn't call the provider and cancel the sim card that you just stole.

There are so many things wrong with that that I don't even know where to start
...

Endless, I just went ahead and got a new one.

 

[cmhardw]

Just hope he doesn't call the provider and cancel the sim card that you just stole.

@shoot
I'm not trying to come across as a total jerk with my last post, but did you read the first post? I mean fully read the first post? How does finding something left behind accidentally by a thief, while stealing something from you, constitute you stealing? The awkwardness of that sentence aside, on a whole other level how does turning that same thing left behind in to the police to hopefully catch the thief, who stole from you, constitute as you stealing?

I truly am lost on the logic that went into you making the statement you did.

Chris