Speedcubing Jokes Here!!

[Rubuscu]

I have got two jokes:
1. The Rubik's Brand Cubes are the best ones.
2. The first joke I gave was very funny.

 

[OtterCuber]

Western Cuber: I like the ShengShou, the MoYu, especially the WeiLong and the TengYun, but also the MoFang JiaoShi and YuXin and QiYi lines.
Chinese Teacher:

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

Petrus: Hey Snyder, I got APB on 6x6!
Snyder: Wow, that's Wondeful, what time was it?
Petrus: I got an 8355.
Snyder: That's fast, Yuxin go to a comp Petrus.
Petrus: Roux know, I've been thinking about it but who will take care of my Fluffy Alligator?
Snyder: Waterman you are for thinking of others! I can take care of him.
Petrus: Z,Z really are the best, thanks!
Snyder: I hope you Heise fun, but not too much and Nautiluss.

 

[hellocubers]

What's justin bieber's favotite PLL?
Jb perm.

What's A german's favorite perm?
Ja.

 

[IsThatA4x4]

What does an FMC'er dress up as for halloween?

- A skeleton!

 

[Zeke_beke]

You don’t win anything I just think it’s funny ok here’s mine I sat and thought about it for a while and didn’t come up with anything guess I’m back to square 1

 

[CT-6666]

It's cringe but heres mine. Hey i saw you doing sexy moves earlier, incredible speed you got.

 

[Stock_Fish109]

...
i am a cube

 

[Abram Grimsley]

It probably isn't very good but here's mine: did you hear that there is a TORNADO warning?

 

[Garf]

I am zzooming with megaminx progression.

 

[cuber159]

mine is cringe: I can't learn any new methods other than cfop if i learn one I will CROSS it of my list

 

[Deleted member 36445]

I'm taking a speedcubing class on college but I whink I will skip PLL

 

[Deleted member 36445]

what is the favorite puzzle of the bear? rubik's cub

 

[Deleted member 36445]

why can't you make puns of feet solving? because you're running out of ideas

 

[pønten]

I used to love everyday solving with my new WRM, but now I've lost my moyu

 

[Deleted member 36445]

what is the best method to solve a fruit cube? peel the stickers

 

[Deleted member 36445]

I bought a smart cube. But it can't solve itself.

 

[Deleted member 36445]

They told me I could use something else to feed my dog

 

[Abram Grimsley]

I get confused when there are too many comutators in the booth.

 

[Abram Grimsley]

Try catching a kangaRoux; it's just too fast!