Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[cuberkid10]

When cubes pop, they think that they are broken forever.

 

[iSolve]

My friend saw me solving the cube and he asked if he could scramble it. I said yes and he said scrambled it. He said that he scrambled it that way and he couldn't solve it. It thought to myself, "wow".

 

[John Mandrake]

When i'm messing around with my square 1 there like can I see that? I had it to them and half of the people I had it 2 can't get past the 1st turn.

 

[Owen]

Non-cubers always pronounce "often" "off-in". It's clearly "off-ten". "Off-in" just sounds stupid.

 

[emolover]

When i'm messing around with my square 1 there like can I see that? I had it to them and half of the people I had it 2 can't get past the 1st turn.

I am still trying to figure out what this is trying to say.

 

[Ranzha]

When I'm messing around with my Square-1 people ask me, "May I see that?" I hand it to them, and half of the people I hand it to can't get past the 1st turn.

I am still trying to figure out what this is trying to say.

Happy?

 

[CubicNL]

I am still trying to figure out what this is trying to say.

It means that 2 people that he gave the square-1 to couldn't get it to turn

/E: -.-

 

[theace]

I went out for dinner with my family last night. We had to wait because the restaurant was rather crowded. So I decided to BLD. Now, I finished memo-ing and so that I don't attract too much attention, didn't shut my eyes while solving. Instead, I was staring off into nowhere. This family, who was leaving, stops and starts staring at me. Of course, I didn't really notice them. Then, the lady goes "Is he Blind?". My cube almost popped...

 

[Sharon]

My dad says faz isn't that fast because they didn't count the inspection time in the 6.24 seconds.

 

[ilikecubing]

My non cuber friends use the word 'jumbling' instead of 'scrambling',has it happened with anyone of you guys?

 

[Godmil]

Non-cubers always pronounce "often" "off-in". It's clearly "off-ten". "Off-in" just sounds stupid.

Eh?
What does that have to do with cubing? Or am I missing a joke :/

 

[d4m4s74]

Friday I was in the train, memoing a cube. Someone was asking me why I wasn't solving it, so I said I was memorizing it so I can solve it blindfolded later.

About two minutes later I finished my memo, put the cube down to grab my blindfold and when I turned back he was scrambling the cube saying "if you look at it beforehand it's cheating"

Of course the cube was hand-scrambled, so I couldn't simply rescramble and solve.

 

[Ltsurge]

Friday I was in the train, memoing a cube. Someone was asking me why I wasn't solving it, so I said I was memorizing it so I can solve it blindfolded later.

About two minutes later I finished my memo, put the cube down to grab my blindfold and when I turned back he was scrambling the cube saying "if you look at it beforehand it's cheating"

ngrhh
show me that guy and ill pownd him

 

[Nestor]

Friday I was in the train, memoing a cube. Someone was asking me why I wasn't solving it, so I said I was memorizing it so I can solve it blindfolded later.

About two minutes later I finished my memo, put the cube down to grab my blindfold and when I turned back he was scrambling the cube saying "if you look at it beforehand it's cheating"

Of course the cube was hand-scrambled, so I couldn't simply rescramble and solve.

I would have punched him in the face.

 

[d4m4s74]

I just facepalmed. hey, what can I do?

 

[Ltsurge]

lol'd

besides i hate it when an edge pops and i put it in the wrong position cos i forgot (or exploded)

then when i solve it i figure its screwed so i pull the piece out

then all my friends go hey thats cheating and i go GRRR!!!

lol'd again

 

[ben1996123]

Spoiler

 

[reyrey]

I'm in the middle of solving my V7, when all of a sudden somebody asks me if I can solve "that thing".
I say yes, they tell me they don't believe me. BOOM - Cube solved.
Same goes for V5 and V3.

Somebody once asked me if there are more than 1 billion "options" for a 7x7, when I said there are more than 1 quadrillion options for a 3x3, she didn't believe. (You ask a cuber, and then don't believe him?)


I hate people that say "You won't break your record", even though I love seeing the look on people's faces when they say "Can't you do it faster?" and I finish in 2 seconds.

I hate people that think they should become my coacher and that together we'll break the WR.

 

[wrbcube4]

When someone asks me to solve their cube, I solve it and then make one move so it's still unsolved but only one move away from being solved. I then give the cube to them and they are like "YOU DIDN'T SOLVE IT!!!"

 

[Vinny]

I'm in the middle of solving my V7, when all of a sudden somebody asks me if I can solve "that thing".
I say yes, they tell me they don't believe me. BOOM - Cube solved.
Same goes for V5 and V3.

Somebody once asked me if there are more than 1 billion "options" for a 7x7, when I said there are more than 1 quadrillion options for a 3x3, she didn't believe. (You ask a cuber, and then don't believe him?)


I hate people that say "You won't break your record", even though I love seeing the look on people's faces when they say "Can't you do it faster?" and I finish in 2 seconds.

I hate people that think they should become my coacher and that together we'll break the WR.

V3?