Goals!
2x2: sub-5 average and hopefully make it to final round
3x3: sub 17 average and sub 14 single, and make it OUT of the first round
4x4: sub 1:20 average and sub 1 single (lolno) and make it to the second round(is there gonna be a second round..?)
5x5: sub 2:30 average and sub 2 single
7x7: sub 8 single at least since I wont be making the cut off
Megaminx: sub 4 minute single? (never really practiced megaminx before so..)
OH: sub 1 single
And also some not cubing goals:
-Meet TeddyKGB's beard
-Shake hands with Anthony Brooks
2x2: Got it with a 4.44 average in the first round placing me 6th out of like 87 I think, and then failed in the final round, like usual.
3x3: Got it in both the first round (16.99 avg lolol) and second round (16.85 avg) but didn't get the single I wanted

4x4: Didn't get the sub 1:20 avg I wanted (ended up getting a 1:21.xx avg) or the single (my best single was like a 1:05.xx)
5x5: Got the sub 2:30 avg (ended up with a 2:23.01 avg) but didn't get the sub 2 single (my best was like a 2:12.xx)
7x7: Didn't get the sub 8 like I wanted to, was really close though! I got a 8:05.71
Mega: Got the single I wanted with a 3:48.24 but DNF'd the second solve cause I'm an ***** when it comes to megaminx
OH: Got the single like I wanted (it was a 51.44), and ended up being able to complete my average! (ended with a 1:03.92 avg)
DYK...
Like I predicted, I'm pretty sure I was the only African American cuber there?
I may be the only one in the whole world...?
I popped my v-cube 5 within 2 moves of my very first solve?
And was able to assemble it within the first minute of it?
But put the 3 edges pieces in backwards like an *****?
So I ended up DNF'ing that solve while Kit laughed and acknowledged my *****ness?
I did REALLY well in 2x2 first round?
But failed 2x2 final like I always do cause I'm KingTim?
MY NAME ISN'T EVEN REALLY TIM!?
My name is Trevor?
QJ timers suck and they're only good for not being good timers?
That's all I have for now, I'll try to come up with more later on. Good job to everyone who competed!
EDIT: they scensored the word *****? really?