Cube pickuplines

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Best pickupline for me was to get your head on tv solving a rubiks cube in a poor 18 sec in a kids show where the hosts asks if I'd like a gf...
Guess what happens:p
A girl replies to the show, the show replies to me, we chat, we meet, we kiss and fell in love xD
Thank you rubik's cube? Or.... thank you kids show ;)
 
But she is so young Erik, and underaged.... How do you manage? Unless you have the maturity of a 16 year old, or she the maturity of an 18 year old, (or somewhere in between) how could you handle it?
I'd be lost having to associate with a 16 year old in this country, they're all a bunch of immature [rude word I'm not going to use]. Holland must be a great country....
 
"Im just like this cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get"

Or the opposite: "The cube might be hard, but I am easy"

easy doesn't work there. i would have it "This cube may be hard, but I'm not." lol

It doesn't work there? I thought easy meant the same in English as in Dutch. Actually, it does.

About Erik and his girlfriend (indeed a nice girl): That is perfectly normal in The Netherlands. Erik is 18, she is 16.

Here are some age rules:
Below 16; You are a kid. You are not allowed to do anything "mature". (except sexperimenting with others between 12-16. I find this weird!)
16-18; You are almost mature. You can buy/drink beer and whine, smoke, drive scooter-style (35 mph) bikes, visit some clubs and have sex
18-21 mature: You can buy every type of alcohol and other legal softdrugs, drive a car, visit most clubs, vote, join the army, become a prostitute Some restrictions apply though.
> 21: No more restrictions.

Some more things you can try

David Blaine: "I can show you a trick or two" (actually happened when I was in New York. I didn't know who he was, but everyone around us laughed really loud)
Bond 2: "Is that a cube in your pocket..."
Bond 3: "Scrambled, not solved"
Childish: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
Prostitute: "What's your working corner?"
Supposedly gay: "Can you fix my orientation?"
FMC: "I really like sub 30"
FMC': "I wouldn't mind making a couple of extra moves"
Tyson: "Yes, I taught Will Smith"
Youtube: "Would you like to come over and watch a video?"
Bikini vs Bathing suite: "Is it a 2 look or a 1 look last layer?"
Nudist: "I am still waiting for my CubeSmith order"
Blind: "Trust me, I wouldn't forget your phonenumber, birthday, day we met and weddingday"
 
Sorry Erik, but I have decided not to tell on this forum. It would be to shocking for some people. I already feel like I have to be carefull about the way I say certain things. There are a lot of kids here and some of this is not meant for them.

Before I get any questions about David Blaine, here is the story:
After US Open 2007 I travelled a bit through the USA. I took a guided tour through New York. On the ferry that passes the Statue of Liberty I was cubing. Some photographer was preparing for a shoot and a man asked me if I could actually solve it because he got stuck after the first two layers. I asked him to solve the first two layers which he did in about 45 seconds and then I told him that I "could teach him a few tricks" to solve the last layer. Everybody started laughing and I found out that he was the "street magician David Blaine". We never got around to actually doing the last layer because the shoot began when the Statue of Liberty was in sight. Afterwards everyone wanted autographs and my group continued the tour.

So if you ever see David Blaine doing a cube-trick, it might not really be a trick at all :)
 
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