Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Antcuber]

granted, but you get robbed of everything and now you live on the street.

i wish i knew gods algorithm for any cube.

 

[ianography]

granted, but it takes you 2 seconds for each move.

i wish that the jersey shore cast would go away and people would stop talking about them.

 

[HelpCube]

granted, but a new cast comes in and people talk about them even more.

I wish my homework would take me 5 minutes so i had more time for cubing o.O

 

[Fluffy]

Granted, but then you wouldn't learn as much and get a bad job.

I wish I didn't suck at the 4x4.

 

[Nestor]

Granted, but you still suck enough to get last place in all competitions.

I wish my cube orders would get here faster

 

[TheJCube]

Granted, but all the cube shops close down right after.

I wish I averaged 1 second on 7x7.

 

[somerandomkidmike]

Granted, but only on 1 turn scrambles.
I wish I could do M turns faster for OH cubing.

 

[Andrew Ricci]

Granted, but only on 1 turn scrambles.
I wish I could do M turns faster for OH cubing.

Granted, but all other turns take you twice as long.

I wish there were no trolls.

 

[AustinReed]

Granted, but now they're demons.

I wish I could memorize algorithms faster.

 

[Specs112]

Granted, but now they're demons.

I wish I could memorize algorithms faster.

Granted, but you can't execute them.

I wish I would get back to doing useful stuff rather than posting in this thread.

 

[OzBluey]

Granted, but because you have spent so much time on this thread, you don't know how to do anything anymore, so you must return to this thread.

I wish my dad brings back cubes for me from shanghai

 

[Nestor]

Granted, but they are all $1 crappy cubes that lock and fall apart.

I wish I had a void megaminx.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, now you don't practice so you don't improve.

I wish I had a million dollars, earned legally and in cash.

Granted, but someone steals it.
I don't wish.

 

[cookieyo145]

sucks for you
i wish that i could have an elite

 

[ben1996123]

granted. an elite piece of poop.

i wish i could fix the colours on an a rubix cube faster.

 

[blakedacuber]

granted. an elite piece of poop.

i wish i could fix the colours on an a rubix cube faster.

granted, but only once unofficially and off cam

i wish i could go to WC2011

 

[ben1996123]

granted, but only once unofficially and off cam

i wish i could go to WC2011

granted but on the way back your plane/other mode of transport crashes and you die.

i wish i could go to wc2011 and survive.

 

[blakedacuber]

granted but on the way back your plane/other mode of transport crashes and you die.

i wish i could go to wc2011 and survive.

granted but you break your arms and legs the day before

i wish i coul break a world record that will never be broken afterwards

 

[Edward]

Granted but it's in the "Slowest solve" Category

I wish to know of a wish that isn't corruptible

 

[Specs112]

Granted but it's in the "Slowest solve" Category

I wish to know of a wish that isn't corruptible

Granted, but after you know it you can't wish it.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted.