Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[ben1996123]

Granted but you become crap at cubing.

I wish for free cyoobix roobs.

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted. They were free but destroyed.

I wish I can find a site to watch Code Geass ><

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but you die

i wish for siamese 7x8x8's

 

[Kwayetus]

granted but you die too!

I wish I reborn.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted but you die again.

I wish to not die.

 

[Muesli]

Granted, but then you get run over by a bus and go into a permanent coma.

I wish I could Sub-10 the 7x7.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but you can never do so at a competition.

I wish I could decide between and A(I) C(II) or and F.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, you decide to get the type c and send me a PM telling me how it is like you said you would,
i wish i had that type c

 

[stiwi griffin]

granted, but it transforms into a Hayan cube

i wish i passed all my exams

 

[Edward]

granted but you fail all tests and quizzes

I wish my order would come .

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it comes in pieces, with a stamp on each piece.

I wish Type Fs didn't deteriorate.

 

[Tyrannous]

granted but the only way this happens if the cubelets are glued together

i wish my cold would go away

 

[PeterNewton]

Granted but you get swine flu.

I wish that Cube4you would be more cooperative.

 

[Muesli]

cubelets

ಠ_ಠ

Post above, granted but then they have to bump up their prices due to extra work hours.

I wish I was a real boy!

 

[Kwayetus]

You became Pinocchio

I wish I get used to my F II. (Red and Orange look so alike ><)

 

[idpapro]

Granted but your cube spontaneously melts in your hands.

I wish I was Erik Akkersdijk and Dan Choen all in one

 

[Zane_C]

Do you mean Dan Cohen?
Granted, now you look like a freak.
I wish I had the talent of that guy on the "If only he could solve a cube" thread.
I think the thread was called that

 

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted, but you lost all your cubes and the while supply of cubes in the world had been stolen by aliens.

i wish i didn't have to wish for something. but if i have to, i wish i started cubing earlier.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, but because you have been cubing for longer, you have grown morbidly obese and are lying naked on a bed while about to be escorted by a whale sling.
I wish I was awesome at BLD.

 

[idpapro]

Granted, but you actually become BLinD

I wish i wasnt up this late watching Lost