Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[iSpinz]

Granted, but they gave you a 1x1 instead.
I wish the store stock would come faster.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, it'll come in the mail within 2 weeks instead of four.
I wish my Type C would arrive in the mail tomorrow.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, it'll come in the mail within 2 weeks instead of four.
I wish my Type C would arrive in the mail tomorrow.

 

[iSpinz]

But it's supposed to come in two days!
Granted, but it's missing the core.
I wish I had a sub-1 magic single.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but it was on master magic, at home, and you werent timing

i wish i had a large rubik's cube with sprinkles

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, but it's a dollar store cube.

I wish I had a 7x7.

 

[gpt_kibutz]

Granted, but Verdes makes a mistake and sends you a horrible V-6

I wish I had an Edison that costed less than 5 dollars w/shipping

 

[Edward]

Granted but its a Thomas Edison doll

I wish my popbuying order would come.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but it's missing the core.

WHAT?!?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....
Granted, but you go the wrong order.
I wish i could confess to my love already...if I could only have the guts.

 

[SuperNerd]

Granted, but then the person kills you

I wish that I had a petaminx that WORKED.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but it locks up. hey, it still works.
I wish that this wish isn't real, which I wish for a pony.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but you still got the pony...

i wish for some delicious orangutang meat...

 

[Edward]

Granted but you get arrested.

I wish my cube was better.

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, but it tastes like chicken.
I wish I could get a sub-15 single.

 

[Edward]

Granted but you just got Ninja'd

i wish my other wish was granted without corruption.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted. Duh.

I wish this thread would stop being posted in and fall back to at least the 4th page so nobody will ever think of bumping it again.

 

[iSpinz]

Granted, but it's so good it inplodes.
I wish I had a new laptop.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but I hit it with a hammer.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but you wish you had no more cubes

i wish i could pick up my eastsheen at the PO already

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but it is missing a core.

I wish cincyaviation realised that I said a BETTER wish, having no more cubes is bad.