Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[cincyaviation]

granted, but im tired so im just gonna say it was blueberry, when you ordered strawberry...

i wish my order from popbuying would go through...

 

[cuber13579]

granted, but the smoothie was poisoned

i wish that my package of cubes would get here faster

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but for some reason I don't corrupt it and then you get your cubes.. but they morph into 6 ultra high-quality puzzle sweaters just like Yes, We Can.

I wish that I had a skinnier Dialga avatar.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but then it gets anorexic and shrinks away, i wish i had pie

 

[SuperNerd]

Granted, but it's Strawberry when you wanted Blueberry.

I wish I was a pony......

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but you were so awesome that someone got jealous and slaughtered you.

I wish that I had 3 more dollars.

 

[SuperNerd]

Granted, But I stole it to buy back my life as an awesome pony.

I wish that I was an invincible pony......

 

[hyunchoi98]

Granted, but you couldn't communicate with anyone.

I wish it snowed more.

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but a special force that defied all laws of gravity and logic sent you into space and gave you a disease called sapienphobia which caused you to suicide.

I wish I was a Dialga.

 

[SuperNerd]

Granted, but your so awesome that someone slaughters you. lol,jk.

Granted, but you fall into a pit and get preserved forever and put in a museum.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[hyunchoi98]

Ungranted, it gets corrupted anyway.

I wish for a widescreen tv

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, but your so awesome that someone slaughters you. lol,jk.

Granted, but you fall into a pit and get preserved forever and put in a museum.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but you have no wish, so you gain nothing.
I wish that my AIII would stop popping >_>

edit: Then go buy one.

 

[RubikMagicPuzzleToy]

Granted, but you have no wish, so you gain nothing.
I wish that my AIII would stop popping >_>

edit: Then go buy one.

Granted, but it becomes too tight and you can no longer use finger tricks on it.

I wish I could do K4 :O

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but you take 30000 minutes to do the first step
i wish girls were even more attracted by cubing...

 

[xXzaKerXx]

Granted : but the next time you try to impress a girl by cubing, she thrashes your time by 10 seconds

i wish i can break the NR for blindsolving in malaysia

sry zamhalen

 

[ZamHalen]

Granted but all other guys learn this and learn how to solve cubes.
I wish someone sent me some diy 3x3x3 cubes that weren't type b,a qj 4x4x4,and a full v cube set all wiyhout me having to pay.
EDIT: Damn i need to learn to type faster

 

[Worker]

Granted, they were sent but they were broken when they arrived.

I wish edison cubes were cheaper.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish my V Cube 5 wasn't so loose.

 

[cincyaviation]

i wish for a large rubiks cookie
granted, but when you send it to thet 1 guy to tighten it, you get it back unturnable

 

[AndyRoo789]

Granted, but I eated it.

I wish I knew all 43 quintillion algs for the rubik's cube.