Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home when you went out to buy one. You run back home, and your wallet is gone.

I wish I had money to buy from popbuying soon that for no reason what-so-ever could lose or gain any qualities, or to any of the places I order from and anything pertaining to those, and nothing happened to me, and that no special forces overcome this and defied everything I just said.

Granted, but Popbuying goes out of business.

I wish it would stop snowing.

just saying..

Fine then, granted, but your mom says you can't order because you've been bad.

I wish my pop buying order would come tomorrow.

YOU GOT BURNED xD

Granted, and future becomes the past.

I wish Laptop Mouse Pads didn't SUCK!!!

umm.. OWNED.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, except you were owned as well.

I wish it would stop snowing so I can go see Avatar tomorrow..

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, it stops... but then starts again within the next second.

I wish I could think of a better method than EG for 2x2.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but you still fail becuase you have to learn brand new algorithms.

I wish it would stop snowing so I can have my cubing meet-up tomorrow.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, but you give me back my Mini Diansheng.
I like the snow, however...
I wish it would stop snowing for the above reason.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but I keep the Mini Diansheng.
(I would never do that, don't sue! )

I wish Christmas wasn't over.

 

[cincyaviation]

granted, but new years will last forever

i wish citric acid would hurry up and get his type C so he can send me his impressions on it...

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but It didn't come today because it was New Years...

I wish the government would hurry up and incorporate Mole-Mail.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/01/urban-mole-robot-could-deliver-your-mail-via-insane-network-of-u/

 

[James Ludlow]

Granted, but England already has Snailmail.

I wish I could figure out why my cat keeps chasing her shadow?

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, but it turns into something from Indiana Jones, and your head explodes from the sheer amount of knowledge.

I wish that I hope Avatar will be good tomorrow.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, but you can't really wish to hope something.
I wish I could get a sub 25 OH average.

 

[CitricAcid]

Granted, except it's in 1x1.

I wish that I could fast forward to tomorrow, and get my cubes.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted, except it's in 1x1.

I wish that I could fast forward to tomorrow, and get my cubes.

Granted, but you get disoriented from time travel and forget who you are so you don't know the packages are for you.

I wish that I could automatically get Prestige on MW2.

 

[cubesolver77]

granted but your x-box turns into tactical nuke and blows up ur house

I wish i lived in Canadia (not canada)

 

[Tim Major]

Granted but all your cubes are lost in the transfer.

I wish my AV was good for OH.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted but all your cubes are lost in the transfer.

I wish my AV was good for OH.

Granted but you lose it forever.
No wish for me.

 

[hyunchoi98]

Granted, and cause a paradox that destroys the world.
because no wish is "granted"

I wish I had a HD camera

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish citricacid knew how much he failed by saying that I will have to learn more algs because what he dosent know, is that I like learning algs.

 

[nlCuber22]

Granted.
|But you fail too.|
I wish that I had a good IRC client.

 

[SuperNerd]

Granted, but it all crashes.

I wish I had a smoothie.....