Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[cmhardw]

Granted, he now wants to be a holey megaminx.

I wish for my cookie.

Granted, but it's a soggy brussel sprouts and stale potato chip crumbs cookie.

I wish for one million one cent Euro coins.

Chris

 

[Edward]

Granted, he now wants to be a holey megaminx.

I wish for my cookie.

Granted, but it's a soggy brussel sprouts and stale potato chip crumbs cookie.

I wish for one million one cent Euro coins.

Chris

Granted but they fall down your sink

I wish sega would re-release sonic unleashed without the ware-hog levels.

 

[TioMario]

Granted, but is so difficult that you can't play it.

I wish i had a better cube, so I don't have to use my full hand to twist a face...

 

[Edward]

Granted but it has painted stickers, with wrong color scheme

I wish i knew whether or not tourettes guy was really dead.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you get eaten by a cheese grater.

I wish I didnt have so many haters.

 

[(R)]

Granted, but they love you so much they kill u

I wish Erik A. Didn't worship Satan

 

[TioMario]

Granted, he starts worshipping God and he sets a 5.07 world record.

I wish I live somewhere with near cube competitions...

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you are banned from going to them.

I wish my F2L was faster.

 

[sub_zero1983]

Granted, but your oll and pll got much slower.

I wish more offers i complete on cubelagoon would credit faster.

(seemed like everytime i cleared my cookies, i was getting credited)

 

[pascoe254]

granted.but then they take off all prizes you are able to get.

wish my 6x6 would get here right now!

 

[Sa967St]

granted, but it blows up

I wish that my ELL recognition doesnt suck so much

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but your execution sucks.

I wish I had some good N-perms.

 

[pascoe254]

granted but then you forget the rest of the perms

i wish i could memorize the square-1 parity alg.

 

[Ranzha]

granted but then you forget the rest of the perms

i wish i could memorize the square-1 parity alg.

Granted, but you forget how to solve a 3x3.

I wish I had an Edison cube in my room.

 

[EmersonHerrmann]

Granted, but it doesn't turn.

I wish I had a pink cube that moved well, doesn't pop, I can disassemble it, and it doesn't explode randomly.

 

[pascoe254]

granted,it implodes!

wish i could go to the austin open

 

[MichaelP.]

I do to.

More on topic.

You get to go, but on the car ride their, your practicing with your 3x3 and it flies out the window.

I wish this wish was a paradox.

 

[Overtime]

I do to.

More on topic.

You get to go, but on the car ride their, your practicing with your 3x3 and it flies out the window.

I wish this wish was a paradox.

granted but a loophole in the logic made that okay.

I wish I had an indestructible cube that made me terrible at cubing.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted because a reinforced TouchCube and everyone hates you.

I wish I had a MF8 Megaminx.

 

[Tim Major]

Granted, but your oll and pll got much slower.

I wish more offers i complete on cubelagoon would credit faster.

(seemed like everytime i cleared my cookies, i was getting credited)

Granted, but they will ship there prizes to you in a bottle (wtf2l?)

I wish my Favourite colour scheme didn't have 2 blue faces (light and dark)