Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[DavidSanders]

Granted, but not granted.

I wish that I did not have to just say that.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but because you lose your ability to speak forever.

I wish that the person who posts next does not grant this wish.

(that's better.) lol

 

[ben1996123]

Granted. (That is the corruption aswell lol)

I wish I had a 3x3 that is suitable for sub 20 solving that is not:

made of metal
bad in any way
a bomb
explodes
gets lubed and turns into a 1x1
eats me
I die
anything that I dont want to happen.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but the cube is so good that you easily get sub-1's with it and no one believes you and accuses you of cheating.

I wish that I had a worthy adversary in a battle of logic!!!

 

[qqwref]

Granted, but it turns out he's too good and you lose every argument.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it still does! Mwahahah! I wish all my cubes were white!

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but it's just paint, so they're sticky and not as good as real white cubes and everyone thinks you're racist.
I wish black cubes were as good as white cubes.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but only because all of your white cubes get worse than your black cubes!

i wish I had a zottaminx (i think that's what it's called)

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it's non functional. Mwahahah! I wish Obama was a speedcuber

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but he becomes the best speedcuber/politician mix ever and takes over the world!!!?!!!!!11!!1

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[KubeKid73]

That's going to happen even if he can't cube.

Granted, but then you forget it again.

I wish people would stop thinking Obama is so amazing.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but then he shows up at your house with chuck norris because he knows what you did and he sicks chuck norris on you because he owes him a favor.

I wish I could find another cuber from Florida to cube with!!!

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but they are a murderee and kill you.

I wish I had 100,000 subscribers on youtube.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but you make a very crappy vid and they all un-subscribe

lol if i could remember my wish from before i would put it, but apparently, i forgot it! lol

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you didnt make a wish

I wish I had 100,000 subscribers that never unsubscribe.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but they are just 100,000 accounts that are used by robots

I wish my school would blow up.

 

[nitrocan]

Granted, but it then comes together with a mechanism similar to an H-Bomb.

I wish school was 5 days holiday and 2 days school.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it's all 48 hours of school.


ummm... pass...Lol.

 

[ThatGuy]

for strawberry because v-te didn't make a wish
granted, but then you become stupid and don't get a job

i wish sleeping under trees => free fruit from oldish ladies

 

[nitrocan]

for strawberry because v-te didn't make a wish
granted, but then you become stupid and don't get a job

i wish sleeping under trees => free fruit from oldish ladies

Uhh, time to change my avatar