Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[V-te]

Granted, but then you get fat and die.

I wish I lived in Australia.

Hold the phone son, no attacking Burger King it's delicious.

Granted but then you get a heart attack after watching a playback video

Yay Burger king rules!!!! Lol.

I wish that you had made a wish

 

[elcarc]

Granted, but then you get fat and die.

I wish I lived in Australia.

Hold the phone son, no attacking Burger King it's delicious.

Granted but then you get a heart attack after watching a playback video

not granted because you didnt make a wish

i wish edmund made a wish

EDIT: dang he beat me too it,

i wish i made my first wish earlier

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you average 10 seconds. so you eat too many and explode.

I wish I had a fully functional 6x6x7

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it has massive Parity

I wish I could do what ever I want.

 

[StachuK1992]

But then you'd turn evil and accidentally nuke someone, like yourself.

I wish for world peace.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but you only get a piece the size of your house.

Umm.. pass... Lol

 

[elcarc]

But then you'd turn evil and accidentally nuke someone, like yourself.

I wish for world peace.

granted but nobody else has it, only you

i wish this thread wasnt running out of ideas

 

[Lorenzo]

i was beaten

not granted. now make a wish.

i wish cubesmith would come. i have comp tomorrow.

EDIT: I got my stickers right after i posted this.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, <insert corruption here.>

I wish that wishing wishes would not count as a wish because if you wish for wishes, you are a photocopier.

 

[waffle=ijm]

NOT granted to your failed corruption.
I wish for a new 1x1

 

[qqwref]

Granted, but it doesn't turn as well as the old one.

I wish cube4you's gigaminxes were put on sale today.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but Cube4you turns out to be a suicide bombing group so when you get one, it is a bomb disguised as a gigaminx, so you die

I wish I had a Cube4you gigaminx that will not explode.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but it came with no core
I wish, for a light bulb that works.

 

[Vulosity]

Granted, but you dropped it the moment you touched it.

I wish to own every cube selling store in the world.

 

[soccerking813]

Granted, but then you go bankrupt and have to sell them.

I wish that my cubes would be here sooner.

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but they aren't the cubes you ordered.

I wish that I can get a nice 3x3x3 average of 12 on video.

 

[Edmund]

You do, but during uploading it gets erased.
I wish for a Rubik's clock.

 

[KubeKid73]

Here you go. Mwahahahaha! >:-D http://tecnoartes.net/w/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/imag_rubiks-clock.jpg

 

[fanwuq]

granted, but it never gives you the correct time.

I wish I can give all my cubes to you.

 

[V-te]

Granted, and then you die! Lol.

I wish I didn't have to wear my retainer.