Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[dannyz0r]

Granted but you get mauled by dogs.
I wish i could do BLD.

 

[V-te]

Granted, But you always have a DNF

I wish I could Be great at Pll

 

[IamWEB]

Granted, but you start forgetting OLLs.

I wish I had $100 real spendable USD.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but then it catches on fire.
I wish I had a million fireproof USD and no one could steal them from me, and they didn't get taken away from me for some reason, and I could use them for whatever I wanted and nothing bad happened to me or anything related to me in any way.

 

[Pancake's girl]

Granted, but you loose it.
I wish for this thread to end.

 

[IamWEB]

I wish more people remembered to make wishes.

 

[Ethan Rosen]

Granted, but we go into such a deep hyperinflation that you're money is useless

I wish Billy Mays was still alive

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish Rubik's Cubes could talk.

 

[elcarc]

granted but they dont stop talking and the government takes theme away for analysis.

i wish i had 3 wishes with no bad consequences.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but you start forgetting OLLs.

I wish I had $100 real spendable USD.

Haha, it's already happening.


Granted, but you can't use your wishes.

I wish I could have a free Burger king whopper for every solve I did under 34

 

[Tortin]

Granted, but then you get fat and die.

I wish I lived in Australia.

 

[elcarc]

granted but a kangaroo caves your chest in

i wish i had the perfect speedcube

 

[V-te]

Granted, but the cube is so fast, you can't catch it.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

 

[ThatGuy]

granted, but the world inflates and you screw everyone over

i wish i could have one million moneyz

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but the perfect speedcube is the cubix rube, and people kill each other for it, causing war.

I wish a little more people used roux.

Edit: Darn it, this was for elcarc but I'm a slow typer, so two people got before me.

 

[elcarc]

Granted, but the perfect speedcube is the cubix rube, and people kill each other for it, causing war.

I wish a little more people used roux.

Edit: Darn it, this was for elcarc but I'm a slow typer, so two people got before me.

granted now dr.little mo repeople uses roux

i wish i had a cheesboiga

 

[ThatGuy]

granted, but whatever it is is actually fake

i wish i had one million moneyz

 

[fanwuq]

granted, but someone beat you up for them.

I wish I can run faster than Usain Bolt.

 

[elcarc]

granted, but someone beat you up for them.

I wish I can run faster than Usain Bolt.

granted but your leg meat detaches right of the bone because of increased vibrations rom running so fast

i wish i could fall off of a building and live

 

[Edmund]

Granted, but then you get fat and die.

I wish I lived in Australia.

Hold the phone son, no attacking Burger King it's delicious.

Granted but then you get a heart attack after watching a playback video