Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Tortin]

Granted, but now your other times suck because you spend all day practicing 3x3.

I wish I was more creative so I could actually think of a wish to wish.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but then when you make a wish, no one understands it and you are ignored.

I wish it were monday again.

 

[andrewunz1]

Granted, but someone stole all your cubes

I wish my pins in my v cube 6 would stay in

 

[Tortin]

Granted, but now you can't put your cube back together because the pins are crooked, and you can't remove the pins, because they're stuck.

I wish I was better at megaminx.

 

[andrewunz1]

granted, but i stole it lol

i wish nobody stole my cubes lol

 

[V-te]

Granted, but then you are crushed to death when your cubes fall on you.

I wish the 1x1 could actually be scarmbled and solved.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted. In fact, scarmbling isn't possible on any cube.

I wish 4x4 didn't have parity...

 

[andrewunz1]

Granted, but then aliens invaded the planet and took all twisty puzzles from earth

i wish i was better at modding cubes

 

[Forte]

Granted, except all you do is carve statues out of ice cubes for the rest of your life.

I wish that there will be Square-1 at the Vancouver Open.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but you can't solve it.

I wish my dog could solve the cube.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but he beats you in every competition.

I wish people would stop being so obsessed with Square-1.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but then everyone gets obsessed with super square-1 and square-2, and you get so mad that you commit suicide.

I wish that I had the V-cube collection (2x2 - 11x11 (6a and 6b)) with all even cubes modded perfectly with the pi mod.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but people kill you from jealousy.
I wish people would be more patient for the rest of the V-Cubes.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but eventually people become so bored waiting for the release, that they shoot each other in the head, and then zombies break into your house when you are sleeping and take your cubes and brain. If you dont copy and paste this to 3 videos, this will happen to you.

I wish I hadn't made that sound like a youtube death chain letter and that gabbasoft made cubes up to 100x100x100.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but your computer gets so smart it decides to kill you.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of high quality stickers

 

[Ethan Rosen]

Granted, but they're all My Little Pony Stickers

I wish tomorrow I would get a good ambulance call

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it's your relative (was that too harsh?) ok, Granted but it's Barack Obama.

 

[KubeKid73]

YAY! Lol.

I wish cubes weren't popular at all.

 

[*LukeMayn*]

Granted but your mum fell into burning ring of fire xD.

I wish V-cubes made non-crap 6x6x6's and I had 1000 posts

 

[Edmund]

Granted but the 6x6x6's cost a million dollars ea and on your 1000th posted your accounted got hacked.
I wish I had a new Michael Vick jersey