Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[ThatGuy]

beaten

granted, but you accidentally eat MMP

I wish i could have real honest to god mirror blocks like my friends instead of fake ones.

 

[ConnorCuber]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I could eat more pie.

Granted, expect to need a visit to the washroom very soon.


I wish I had some new stickers for my 4x4.

 

[Edmund]

Granted but the stickers are really lousy and totally fade. (ergghh this happened to me, I bought some at a comp and they faded before my 2nd round solves!)
I wish to stay sub-18 but be more consistent, meaning not getting 12's and 26's in the same averages.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but wait, weren't you sub-5 on a 2x2 already?

I wish I could make up a wish to wish.

 

[Lorenzo]

granted, but your wish caused you to somehow get into a coma, and then somebody broke into your house and stole all of your puzzles.

i wish i had a cube shaped yo yo!

 

[V-te]

Granted, but you have no string, and you are forbidden to apply string or lose your life.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but there will never be any girls around you anymore

 

[V-te]

Granted, but there will never be any girls around you anymore

They never are anyway! I am a man that will not be controlled by women who want to spend money on clothes instead of cubes, and also LOVEE twilight. Grrr...

I wish you had made a wish so I could corrupt it.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted, but I will make one now.

I wish you hadn't wished I had made a wish so you could corrupt it.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but you still made your wish, so I still corrupt it.

I wish someone else would read this thread.

 

[LNZ]

Sorry for my post out of place. I hurried a bit to get to the last post.

Wish granted.

I wish that Verdes would come out with a V6 that was not flawed.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, it NEVER pops or locks up, its sooo smooth, and it cuts corners at a 90 degree angle, but it blows up when you take it out of the box.

I wish no one granted my wish.

 

[qqwref]

Granted.

I wish I could put normal-sized stickers on a Type F without them getting messed up.

 

[fanwuq]

Granted.

I wish I could put normal-sized stickers on a Type F without them getting messed up.

granted, but you won't use the Japanese color scheme on it.

I wish I can type faster than 150wpm.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but in your case, wpm stands for words per month.

I wish I had the best 3x3 cube in the world and there was nothing bad about it at all and nothing bad ever happened to me and I could compete with it and get sub-1 solves with it and I was the best cuber ever and I lived forever.

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but the UPS truck had a gas leak and combusted.

I wish that I had a life.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted.

I wish no one ever wished a wish that can't be granted.

 

[SaberSlash49]

Granted, but suddenly everybody dies due to the sun running out of helium, explodes, and no one can wish a wish. Therefore, not granted.

I wish I had a life.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted.

I wish people didn't wish the same wish twice in a row.

 

[qqwref]

Granted, but now everyone alternates between two extremely boring wishes.

I wish I was officially in the worldwide top 50 for my average time in the 3x3x3 speedsolve event.