Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Ethan Rosen]

Granted, but it's still late.

I wish people would be nice to each other on the forum.

Without people arguing with him and pointing out where he was continuously wrong, jcuber rose to popularity among new members and was appointed a mod, deleting all posts he didn't agree with. This resulted in all older members leaving the forum, and soon there was nothing but flamewars among noobs.

I wish people would stop associating "roux" with "I'M A REBEL AND A NONCONFORMIST TO SOCIETY"

 

[qqwref]

I wish people would stop associating "roux" with "I'M A REBEL AND A NONCONFORMIST TO SOCIETY"

Granted, but then the nonconformists discovered another method and started using it en masse (hah). It turned out to be better than Fridrich, but none of the conformists would try it because of its association with rebellion. At the next world championships, none of the finalists were ex-Fridrich users.

I wish they'd make a megaminx that turned as well as a 3x3 DIY out of the box.

 

[edd5190]

Granted, but this is the way I read it.

I wish they'd make a megaminx that turned as well as a --- 3x3 DIY out of the box.

Since a DIY out of the box is disassembled, your megaminx will turn that well, so it won't turn. ;-)

 

[ben1996123]

I wish I could teleport to the HKNowStore.

 

[KubeKid73]

That's how I read it too at first.
Granted, but you can never get back.
I wish Rubik's cubes were never made and the only puzzles ever in the world are Rubik's magics. And the 2x2 ones, not the 2x4 ones.

 

[qqwref]

I wish Rubik's cubes were never made and the only puzzles ever in the world are Rubik's magics. And the 2x2 ones, not the 2x4 ones.

Granted, but now there are competitions that are just Rubik's Magic. You grow disillusioned with speedsolving after two days of hardcore practice and find another hobby.

I wish V-cube would start making 4x4x4s, 8x8x8s, and 9x9x9s soon, and that they would be just as good in every way as the existing V-cube products.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but once you solve it, it blows up like a microwaved jawbreaker and you get 87th degree burns.
I wish that would happen to everyone.

 

[zster007]

Granted, but then everyone would die and you would have to restart the human race with a monkey.

I wish I could find my main speedsolving 3x3.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but once you do, you can never have another puzzle.

I wish I could solve the square-1 in under 30 seconds on average.

 

[Chuck]

Granted, but if you can, everyone else in the world can do it too so it's not very special anymore.

I wish I don't have to memorize for BLD anymore.

 

[ThatGuy]

granted, but now you are blind

i wish i had mirror blocks

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but then everyone would die and you would have to restart the human race with a monkey.

I wish I could find my main speedsolving 3x3.

Who says I want to restart the human race?

Granted, but its just a block of mirrors, not the puzzle.
I wish I could fly.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but then its not really BLD anymore is it?

I wish I had a 4x4x1.

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it will come with tiles that you can't easily take off, and it will have an irregular colour scheme.

I wish I would stop getting so many DNFs and +2s at official competitions.

 

[Lorenzo]

granted, but you wouldnt be the DNF princess.

i wish i was better at teaching "how to solve a Rubik's Cube"

 

[ThatGuy]

beaten to it
granted, but in another language

i wish i had the puzzle mirror blocks

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but all you get is a dollar store 3x3 with mirror stickers.

I wish dollar store cubes tasted of cheese so i could eat them

 

[Cyrok215]

Granted but you break your leg fall into a coma and die....

 

[Cyrok215]

Just kidding!

Granted but your lactose intolerant

I wish I had a pillowed 3x3x3..... It would be awesome........

 

[V-te]

Granted but wool is non functional.
I wish Shipping from china wouldn't take that long.