Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[V-te]

Granted, but then you stab your fingers with the pins, and you can't cube anymore.

I wish I could be sub 15 =P

 

[mcciff2112]

Granted, but running the mile in under 15 minutes isn't anything special.

I wish my Rubik's cube could talk

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it talks too much and won't shut up.

I wish I can get an official sub13 average.

 

[Cride5]

Granted, but sub13 isn't anything special for Magic

I wish I could get an official sub 5 ZZ Rubik's solve in competition!

 

[V-te]

Granted, but running the mile in under 15 minutes isn't anything special.

I wish my Rubik's cube could talk

Haha it actually is, My record mile is 5:19 with my average being 5:25.


Granted, you get your sub 5, but you aren't competing.

 

[IamWEB]

I wish that you had made a wish that also doesn't harm me.

 

[Lorenzo]

Granted, but it harms you anyway.

i wish i had a solid chocolate cube.



i was beaten...

 

[IamWEB]

no wish to grant

i wish i had a solid chocolate cube.

posted too late
Now I command you to grant my wish!

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it melts with the high heat created by friction and you end with a DNF.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish.

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but you make a wish that you didn't remember to make a wish. lol

I wish to have 5 wishes:

1. No one can counter my wish
2. No one can talk so they can't tell me in person
3. No one may post "Granted, but blah blach....
4. The person below me must say: not granted.
5. I wish I had two more wishes.
6. I wish I was better than waffle at roux method.
7: I wish everyone could talk again.

 

[IamWEB]

Granted, but TUDFHFXHB CN

I wish someone answered my wish a few posts above!

 

[Lorenzo]

not granted.

i wish my dog could solve a cube.



i was beaten....AGAIN lol

 

[IamWEB]

NOT GRANTED.

I WISH I COULD FINISH THIS...

 

[cubeninjaIV]

GRANTED continue

i wish there was no oll parity

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted! but PLL parity would happen all the time!

I wish for something to drink.

 

[Lorenzo]

tenagrq. lbh pna abj fbyir n phor.

V jvfu gb or n Ehovx'f Phor guvf Unyybjrra.

 

[cubeninjaIV]

Granted go get a cup and some coke

oh well pll parity parity is better than oll
i wish i could do 4x4 BLD

 

[Edmund]

The cube costume is nice and realistic but trip and can't stand up because you are a ginourmous square. Oh and then a truck nails you.
I wish I teleport to any competition I felt like teleporting to.

 

[Lorenzo]

granted, but you dont know how to control it and teleport into a volcano.

i wish i didnt delete my post just because i got beaten. by two people.

 

[brunson]

Granted, but it's still late and it's rot13'd.

I wish people would be nice to each other on the forum.