Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but the cube you can't solve is a Hexaminx.

I wish I could finish my Hexagonal Dipyramid now.

 

[panyan]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish stevethecuber used the EDIT button.

GREAT ONE!

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Grant it then

 

[Nukoca]

I wish I could finish my Hexagonal Dipyramid now.

Granted, but you just lost the game.

I wish my wish would never come true.

 

[Novriil]

It doesn't but then You're wishes never come true!

I wish my full OLL would be with better exec.

 

[shelley]

It doesn't but then You're wishes never come true!

I wish my full OLL would be with better exec.

You can now execute all OLLs perfectly but lose all OLL recognition.

I wish to donate my wish to the next poster.

 

[stevethecuber]

Granted.
I wish i had one of each puzzles in cube4you
I wish to donate my wish to the poster above me

 

[teller]

I foresee two possibilities. One: the two donated wishes above cancel each other out. Or two: the two wishes create an infinite loop, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worst-case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.

anyway, on to your main wish. Granted. You have one each of cube4you's catalog. But you have no limbs.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

No wish to grant.

I wish I had a wish to wish someone else's wish wishing that wish would be wished by a wisher who wishes wishes.

Don't grant that.

 

[dbax0999]

Granted, but then the wish is granted and you didn't want that.

I wish I could sub-1 a magic.

 

[Vulosity]

Granted, but you break your magic trying to sub-1 it.

I wish that I could have the 5x5 WR average.

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but it's actually a record for the worst average not the best.

I wish that there was only one cube in the whole world, the 3x3x3 and I was the world record holder with a time of .01 seconds.

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but making the world broke all your fingers and disabled them, even after surgery.

I wish I got better at the roux method.

 

[wrbcube4]

Granted, but you would spend so much time learning you wouldn't get in to college because you didn't go to school.

I wish someone would break the WR with roux. (ME).

 

[Cride5]

EDIT: Damn, wrbcube4 beat me! ... lol, actually I scuppered your plans too

@piemaster

Granted, but waffle=ijm is still better

I wish none of my cubing wishes were granted

 

[wrbcube4]

EDIT: Damn, wrbcube4 beat me! ... lol, actually I scuppered your plans too

@piemaster

Granted, but waffle=ijm is still better

I wish none of my cubing wishes were granted

Granted, but then I would reverse the wish and grant all of your wishes.

Once again I wish that I would break the WR with Roux.

 

[Lorenzo]

granted, but it was actually a DNF.

I wish i had the ability to solve cubes using only a watergun.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but it was actually a DNF.

I wish i had the ability to solve cubes using only a watergun.

granted, but the watergun is filled with acid hence melting the cubes
I wish for a Unbreakable magic strings

 

[wrbcube4]

granted, but it was actually a DNF.

I wish i had the ability to solve cubes using only a watergun.

granted, but the watergun is filled with acid hence melting the cubes
I wish for a Unbreakable magic strings

Granted, but I would steal your magic and money so you wouldn't be able to use it.

I wish I had a Macbook pro

 

[bwatkins]

granted, but it was actually a DNF.

I wish i had the ability to solve cubes using only a watergun.

granted, but the watergun is filled with acid hence melting the cubes
I wish for a Unbreakable magic strings

Granted, but I would steal your magic and money so you wouldn't be able to use it.

I wish I had a Macbook pro

Granted but then you'd be confused!
I wish i had a modded V-6