101 Annoying Things You've Heard Your Friends Say While Scrambling Your Cube

[julesv]

"It's impossible to solve it blindfolded if you don't have stickers you can feel."
"Let me scramble it! I'm better at scrambling than you!" (0.1 TPS)

 

[Gparker]

71?

dude, anyone can solve that*he takes cube* says **** this

 

[mcciff2112]

72.(going off of Gparker's guess) "I don't have the patience to solve one of those." (As if turning it for a long enough time will eventually solve it)

73."I can do it too! Lets see...This goes here...........then i move thissssssss one..........uhhh....."

 

[pinoycuber]

74. Do you want me to scramble that in peices? (Owned)

 

[goldencuber]

75. No way, do it again...(few days later) ok, do it behind your back...(then...) fine but this time you don't get to cheat and look at the cube before solving (good idea, but you can't see it either)
76. Does U R D L U R D L to make it look scrambled. "Hey look, I can solve it U' R'.....huh? what the? HERE SOLVE IT"
77.Does RU RU RU RU RU RU RU RU....done
78. (someone see's my 5x5x5) "WT? is that, like 7 sides?"
79. NERD!!! (explain why?) ...............Asians....(the world record holder is caucasion) really, what's the record? (7 secs but avg is really)...DANG UR SLOW

 

[hippofluff]

commented during the whole solve and scrambling process "LUBE THE RUBE CUBE!!!"

 

[rmendbball]

81: *POP* AHA, EVERYONE< ITS A FAKE CUBEEEE

82: Do you have a life?

83: okay, how do I get this piece, here??

 

[KubeKid73]

84. When it pops while solving, "He's cheating." My response, "Lets see you try to solve it." I don't actually respond. I'm too annoyed to.

 

[fanwuq]

10. Could you teach me? (That's why God invented the internet.)

Wrong. I would be happy to teach anyone who ask me. Why are everyone being so cruel? Non-cubists aren't bad or stupid. Also, I don't think God invented the Internet. I don't like pompous people whether they are cubists or not.

 

[Stryker X7]

85) I can solve that blind-folded behind my back
86) Lubricating your cube? That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard of (in response of me saying "i need to lube my cube")
87) Get a life
88) IT'S MAGIC! HE'S A HERETIC!
89) Front, Right inverted, front, left, back, center... (a cuber tries to mess me up at school)
90) someone: Let me **** that up for ya
me: **** it up as in scrambling or breaking?
someone: **** it up as in breaking.

 

[kickinwing2112]

91. My uncle has like a 20x20 and he does it under a minute!

fail...

 

[crispy1337]

92. Friend: This thing is the devil!!! It's sucking me in with it's evil powers * throws against the wall and break*
Me: Dude, you owe me 15 bucks
Friend: WTF, you paid that much for that...****

 

[Vulosity]

93. "Are you doing it BLD?"
Story: Some guy is scrambling my cube and hands me it. He only did a U2, so I scrambled it some more without looking at it so that it doesn't look like I'm cheating. He says, "Are you doing it BLD?"

 

[Ian McFluffigus]

10. Could you teach me? (That's why God invented the internet.)

Wrong. I would be happy to teach anyone who ask me. Why are everyone being so cruel? Non-cubists aren't bad or stupid. Also, I don't think God invented the Internet. I don't like pompous people whether they are cubists or not.

I've tried teaching a couple of people once... And none of them retained a single thing I said. I'm not pompous, it's just that, well, I don't have to energy to teach anybody how to do it. And the internet is so much better at explaining it. I know tons of smart cubists who are definately capable of learning how to solve it. I'm pretty sure almost anybody's capable of solving it, actually.

And yes, I do realize that God did not invent the internet. That I believe was Al Gore.

94. Are you aspiring to be the little Chinese guy on Youtube?

Edit: Thanks KubeKid

 

[not_kevin]

...
And yes, I do realize that God did not invent the internet. That I believe was Al Gore.

That's exactly what I thought!

91. Are you aspiring to be the little Chinese guy on Youtube?

No, I'm trying to be the little Japanese guy on Youtube (you know, that Yu guy... I haz hearz he purty good...)

 

[KubeKid73]

That's actually 94, so people don't get confused. You should probably edit it.

 

[ISuckAtCubing]

95. can i break it?

 

[abr71310]

96. I used to be able to do that in x.yz seconds faster than you (where x, y and z represent integers faster than the time you just got).

97. There's a reason why I scrambled it like that (when you get a slow solve)

98. Did you use lifehacks there or am I missing something??

 

[EmersonHerrmann]

99. *has to turn a corner or flip an edge after a pop* person: OMG your cheating!

 

[Regisiew]

100. yea so what, my brother can solve that in 5 seconds i swear to god!
101. pfft i can do that easily (and then if they can't do it they say: i wasnt even trying)