101 Annoying Things You've Heard Your Friends Say While Scrambling Your Cube

[Robert-Y]

38. How do you move this (corner sticker) to here (to an edge piece)?

 

[puzzlemaster]

it frustrates me the most wen people as how to solve it and say "how do i get this piece over there??" or "OO LOOK!!!! I GOT 2 GREENS!!"

 

[d4m4s74]

40. Are you autistic or something?
41. those glasses must have computers in them telling you what to do (I got that once on the bus)

 

[Swordsman Kirby]

42. I'm going to scramble it so you CAN'T SOLVE IT.

 

[lostcuber108]

24. I'm gonna scramble it so you can't ever solve it again.

25. This doesn't have a Rubik's logo it can't be a real cube. You cheat!

26. Why's it so loose?

 

[puzzlemaster]

this cube moves so fast!!!! i can tell you've been playing with it forever!!!! (no dumbass...i'm smart enough to lubricate it after a certain point..)

 

[soccerking813]

46. I bet you just remember how I scrambled it.

47. I always peel the stickers off.
^ Makes me so mad.

 

[MistArts]

48. What's the secret to that thing? (Solve five sides...)

 

[person917]

49. (my friend said) I saw some guy do that in like 5 seconds blindfolded

 

[JTW2007]

50. Did you know the world record is like 15 seconds? (or like, 3 seconds)
51. Are you real? (they're onto me)
52. Guess what! One time... my friend... couldn't solve it and... (cracks up) took the stickers off and put them on solved!!!!!! (they think they're so original!)
53. *pop* You need a new one, you can't turn this one without breaking it. (turning at like, 1 turn/3 sec.)

 

[Hakan]

53. You must be crazy good at maths!!
54. Once, like 3 years ago, I was trying to solve it for hours and hours, and finally after about 10 hours I had solved it. But now I can't do it anymore.

 

[ISuckAtCubing]

53. you must be good in math(but i dont)
54.it is called youtube(im like go learn it yourself then)
55. when someone pops my cube, they say he broke your cube

 

[WaffleCake]

56. When I was a kid I used to switch the stickers hahaha lol. (No you didn't. I have no ****ing idea why people say this.)

 

[Leeman]

57. It's easy once you know the pattern. I heard if you keep doing the same move over and over, it will eventually be solved. (I HATE that one)

 

[pcharles93]

58. "I solved it once, it took like 4 hours." My response: "Cool! Can I see?"

 

[byu]

59. (After I explain the cross) It's too hard, i quit
60. (After I explain the cross) It's way too easy now that I get it, I just don't want to do it
61. (After I explain how to solve the whole cube) I'm already a professional, I average like 8 minutes, I don't need to get faster
62. I can get a side... let me show you.
63. I solved an 1000x1000x1000 with my brother in like 5 minutes! (Really, where'd you buy the cube?)

 

[04mucklowd]

54. Isnt the world record 1 second blindfolded
55. What i bet u do is u cheat, u actually, move ur hands so fast we cant see u take the stickers off and put them back on.
56. its hard to scramble it

 

[byu]

67. Please let me scramble it! (Fine)
5 seconds later... pop, the entire yellow layer flies apart.

 

[AJelsma]

24. Erno Rubik
25. They shove their hands on it and touch it and completely distract ( a can handle talking but not being able to see it wow) {normal solve}

 

[ISuckAtCubing]

i lost the numbers. you just do what you did backwards