I just saw my band teacher, Dr. Spano, at a winery in Temecula, which is 77 miles away from our home, and he was sitting exactly twenty feet away from me. How has that happened?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS??!!!
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MERRY BIRTHMAS TO THE REALEST ONE OF ALL!
J E S U S C H R I S T
I went to a specialty Asian store, and look at this aisle. It's ALL instant noodles. I may start living here.
Yk I'm also trying to learn CLL but I haven't the time or motivation. Racing someone at 2x2 would help. You down? (I average low-mid 4)
A few weeks ago, I got so high that I saw the universe's creation. I envisioned the celestial palace, a gleaming jade pyramid in the nothingness, within it a bright marble of pure warmth and light sitting atop an octagonal platform. From there, our universe began under the watchful eye of a nameless deity made of an intangible manifestation of pure knowledge.
Then I forgot about it until today and I laughed at it.
Bingus the yearly pfp is due...
jk don't worry about making a new pfp for me
this you?
I am not a pawn in someone's game.
I am not an accessory.
I am not a number.
I am a free man.
Posting this here for safekeeping and the occasional laugh.
fun fact: in 2003, britain passed a law saying that you could not use make calls while driving by logic that people would be holding up the phone between their ear and cheek like a cartoon mom while driving. bluetooth earpieces were allowed, though. later, they released a law saying that you still can't call on the phone, but it didn't apply... to texting. "england" is the worst country in the world.
i really, really hate simon cowell.
It's remarkable how professional you can sound on the piano despite not knowing any chords. Just pick between 3-5 notes at random, press down with authority and dignity, and boom, you're just like a maestro.
@Averageof12 , as of now, is likely issuing a government-administered hitman against me.
where the doggey pfp lol
Remarkably, there are ABSOLUTELY ZERO BIRTHMASES today. it is confirmed that November 15 is the least significant day in existence in terms of cubing.
I am WAY better at cooking than jdaw6.
i ordered soup for $6.25 at a coffee shop and they gave me prepared nongshim shin black. like they overcharged me, but for my favorite ramen noodles? what am i supposed to do with this information/
i found a website where you can watch top gear for free (this is not a hacker this is legitimately real bingus I love top gear and you should watch it now right now please please pleeeeeeeease)
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