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Why is England in quotation marks?

Reading this literally is giving me a migraine

fine. for daddy swoop:
Fun fact: In 2003, Britain passed a law saying that you could not make calls while driving, by logic that people would be holding the phone between their ear and cheek like a cartoon mom while driving. Bluetooth earpieces were allowed, though. Later, they released a law saying that you still can't call on the phone, but it didn't apply... to texting. "England" is the worst country in the world.

Worst country in the world? So you would rather live in Afghanistan, Haiti, Yemen, Sudan, Somalia, Niger, Venezuela or even North Korea over England?

if it means i dont have to eat beans on toast yes

Why do Americans think beans on toast is disgusting? Don't you guys eat "biscuits" and "gravy" (aka scones and vomit)

I refuse to accept that "England" is a habitable place when there are such things as speed cameras, towns called Penistone, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch & Barton-in-the-Beans, and a climate of perpetual grayness.

This makes me want to sue you for defamation on this great nation

Of America*

To address @Bingus Ringus McDingus points:

1: Speeding is illegal, they are enforcing a law
2: America has many unusual places names
2b: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is in Wales, not England
3: it's not always grey, for random weeks in the year the temperature spikes to like 25°

1. Speeding is illegal here too, but we actually let you go if you're .000001 mph over the limit, unlike your cameras
2. Your names are weirder
2b. Wales barely exists, and it's all English to me
3. It's more like random hours. No more than five a year.

Bro just offended 3.1 million people with 9 words

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