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DYK-
I got second in 2x2?
I beat the SR holder?
I got a sub 4 average?
Apparently the final round 2x2 scrambles were super easy but I got a horrible average on them?
Chris beat 7.94?
He can go die?
<3
I screwed up 3x3 because of cold hands running back from jimmy johns?
I got an 8.90 3x3 single?
I still can't believe it?
My weilong is as good as Walker's now?
I didn't sub 12?
I'm kinda ticked?
Walker's 10.63 is better than my 8.90?
John killed my 4x4 solves?
He also wanted me to pwn James in 2x2 finals?
I didn't?
I was sad?
Kit Clement is the worst delegate ever?
I can't scramble clock for my life?
Keeeeeeeeennan?
SUCK IT CHRIS I GOT A SUB 10?

That's all for now.
 
DYK:
I saved myself in square 1 within 5 seconds of cutoff?
I suck at cross with john judging?
I can sub 1 many plls?
Chris's favorite flavor of Popsicle is banana?
Unscrambled cubes?
My hands froze after jimmy johns?
Homeless people?
Walker wants to fight me?
Throwing hand warmers is the new thing?
It's Keh-nehn?
Lergen Mcgrer?
My 5x5 barrel rolls really far?
Nathan Dwyer was third wheeled?
I dnfed clock terribly?
5.55 2x2 mats valk style? (Bom)
I still have to get Chris naked?
More later
 
Ok I haz moar

Steve Cho is really awesome?
He made me feel like I was fast even though I'm 3 seconds slower than him?
I started talking to him because I got a 9 in front of him and he said gj or something?
I installed lots of software onto Tofu's computer?
And went to get him pop?
He owes me o.. Two!
James LaChance isn't really fat?
He can pronounce my name correctly?
He dose gj?
Chris dose bj, he thought it was Keandnrkeldnsnsnnnn?
Chris pulled a Kennan on his 7.77 OLL?
The lighting got crappy after the sun set?
My 8.90 was not recorded?
I'm kind of aggravated that I didn't record that average?
Nat Han DA WEEYA is my speed on 3x3?
He thinks I'm good at 2x2?
The zhanchi I bought from him is awesome but it was super loose?


I may have more later.
 
DYK...

So my nickname will now have to be changed from "2nd place in blind" to "2nd AND/OR 1st place in blind" ?
I podiumed in the unofficial beard competition?
I beat James?
John got a 5x5 BLD success?
I could have gotten fairly close to 5BLD NAR if I had only remembered my corner memo?
Steve Cho is way too fast for his own good?
I was afraid James was going to have a heart attack after his 3.14 2x2 average?
I won more events than John Brechon?
I won more events than Chris Olson?
I am going to host a competition in every United State of America?
 
I podiumed in the unofficial beard competition?
I beat James?

BS, Judge was biased. Only a single judge, clearly not fair.

Steve Cho is way too fast for his own good?

Totally agree. He couldn't even let me have a moment of glory :(

I was afraid James was going to have a heart attack after his 3.14 2x2 average?

To be fair, I probably was about to.
 
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