Indiana 2013

DYK...
...that was a really long drive?
...it was even longer because my brother likes to cruise control at 55mph?
...I'm still not home yet?
...sores on my fingers?
...this competition ran a lot more smoothly than most northeast comps?
...and that's not even considering the large turnout?
...birthday?
...I average 35-40sec on feet?
...not really?
...John likes to sing?
...DAW-DIDDILY-DAW-DIDDILY-DAW-DEE-DEE-DAW-DEE-DEE-DAWWWWW?
...PLL skip on feet?
...if I were Chris I'd be at least a little upset?
...trophies?
...spinning trophies?
...this is the first time I've won a trophy for anything in my life?
...I need to attempt more cubes in multi?
...I only won 3bld because Noah wasn't at this competition?
...Brandon did amazing in the 3x3 finals?
...this competition was awesome?
 
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DYK...

she's one of those moms?
roller coasters are dangerous for fat people?
fat people can be slept on?
I forgot my main 3x3 at home?
I got a 1:11 4x4 single?
that was an overall PB?
I had a cube pop as it his the table after I stopped the timer?
Brandon Mikel got 2nd place in BLD?
that only helps solidify his nickname "Second place in BLD"?
I met Austin Moore, Andrew Kang and Chris Tran for the first time?
Austin brought a graphing calculator?
nobody know why?
3x3 had a sub-10 podium?
Kit Clement takes clock very seriously?
that's all I can think of?
 
DYK...
...PLL skip on feet?

If only...

Seriously, I got one on my first 5x5 solve and my 3rd 3x3 solve. That's both of the speedsolving events in the morning. I could've at least gotten one on feet...

EDIT:

DYK:
...Nobody successfully blew-spun the trophy on the first try?
...Nobody cares that Chris got NAR average?
...They just complain that he failed WR?
...But people cared about a stupider event's NAR?
...I haven't slept since the comp, other than 4 hours in the car?
...And I'm still not tired?
...Feliks Zemdegs signed a green bag?
...I still am confused about the whole overall rankings thing? (If you didn't compete in the event, were you bottom ranking?)
...I failed 7x7 for feet's sake?
...Mike is awesome?
...And his kids?
...And apparently my feet tps is awesome?
...But it's not?
...I'm really tall? (Remember the podiums?)

EDIT:

...And John copies my reactions at every single comp?
 
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Goals:

2x2: 2.01 average (but seriously folks, more like sub 4)
3x3: sub 12
4x4: sub 55
5x5: sub 1:45
7x7: low 5
BLD: success
MBLD: 2/2 sub 10
OH: lolOH
Megaminx: sub 1:45
Square-1: sub 14, sub 11 single
clock: sub 10

lol2x2
PB 3x3 single and average, but no sub 12 average. yet.....
lol4x4
5x5: 1:45 average, 1:36 single
7x7: 5:05 (messed it up with a 5:30 cuz NAR)
BLD: comp PB
MBLD: 1/2 sub 5, so i guess that's proportional to my goal?
OH: lolOH
Megaminx: 1:45 average, 1:40 single
Square-1: lolaverage, second sub-12 single by an american
clock: sub-10 single

good comp for me, i set 11 comp PBs lol
 
DYK...

She was guaranteed one of those moms?

I would've hated to see a black light view of our hotel room?

9 dollar hotel rooms are super classy?

The lap belt probably didn't lock due to girth?

I set a 3x3 avg pb, because I remembered my main cube?

Chris Tran didn't know Austin Moore was Big Green?

The reaction was hilarious?

Laziness is efficiency?
 
Goals!

2x2: sub-5 average and hopefully make it to final round
3x3: sub 17 average and sub 14 single, and make it OUT of the first round
4x4: sub 1:20 average and sub 1 single (lolno) and make it to the second round(is there gonna be a second round..?)
5x5: sub 2:30 average and sub 2 single
7x7: sub 8 single at least since I wont be making the cut off
Megaminx: sub 4 minute single? (never really practiced megaminx before so..)
OH: sub 1 single

And also some not cubing goals:
-Meet TeddyKGB's beard
-Shake hands with Anthony Brooks

2x2: Got it with a 4.44 average in the first round placing me 6th out of like 87 I think, and then failed in the final round, like usual.
3x3: Got it in both the first round (16.99 avg lolol) and second round (16.85 avg) but didn't get the single I wanted :(
4x4: Didn't get the sub 1:20 avg I wanted (ended up getting a 1:21.xx avg) or the single (my best single was like a 1:05.xx)
5x5: Got the sub 2:30 avg (ended up with a 2:23.01 avg) but didn't get the sub 2 single (my best was like a 2:12.xx)
7x7: Didn't get the sub 8 like I wanted to, was really close though! I got a 8:05.71
Mega: Got the single I wanted with a 3:48.24 but DNF'd the second solve cause I'm an ***** when it comes to megaminx
OH: Got the single like I wanted (it was a 51.44), and ended up being able to complete my average! (ended with a 1:03.92 avg)

DYK...

Like I predicted, I'm pretty sure I was the only African American cuber there?
I may be the only one in the whole world...?
I popped my v-cube 5 within 2 moves of my very first solve?
And was able to assemble it within the first minute of it?
But put the 3 edges pieces in backwards like an *****?
So I ended up DNF'ing that solve while Kit laughed and acknowledged my *****ness?
I did REALLY well in 2x2 first round?
But failed 2x2 final like I always do cause I'm KingTim?
MY NAME ISN'T EVEN REALLY TIM!?
My name is Trevor?
QJ timers suck and they're only good for not being good timers?

That's all I have for now, I'll try to come up with more later on. Good job to everyone who competed!

EDIT: they scensored the word *****? really?
 
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DYK....


....Chris slowlson didnt break a WR so I still get to call him slowlson?
....Anthony's new name is Andrew?
....Im going to beat Anthony.. I mean Andrew next year?
....I think ill get back into cubing, at least for now?
....Mike throws the best competition?
....The majority of people wanted to go to skyline, we still went to five guys?
....We went to five guys because really, wherever the hughey girls say we go, we go?
....I am the best runner ever?
....Chris Tran still knows exactly 7% of ZBLL?
....I Got the trophy spinning on my first try?
....I also somehow managed to hit my lip?
....Brechon is scared of LaChance?
....For good reason?
....Im 41?
....Marie is actually Rebeca?
....I finally got to meet Andrew?
 
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