What lube do you use?

What lube do you use


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I use lubix but i want to buy a can of shock oil to see if i should switch over (400 th post ftw)

Shock oil is a different viscosity to Lubix. Diff lube is thicker. I use shock oil alongside Lubix as different types of lube.

I know there is those who prefer to find a cheaper alternative but for me its like buying Waitrose baked beans. Yup, they are made in the same factory as Tesco value beans but I know there is better quality control and testing at play and I am happy to pay for that privilege (excuse the UK shop references).

Its all down to choice and personal preference.
 
WARNING! PG.

So...I just found a bottle of sex-lube in the bedroom dresser. It´s called Pjur. Me and my ex-wife bought this stuff a while back when we were in our "Let's try something new" phase.

It contains;

Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone and Dimethiconol. (can any of the wiz-kids here make anything of those terms?)

All I know is that this stuff is Latex based, but Cyclopentasiloxane sounds kinda silicone-esque to me.

My recently washed out C-III is all over the place on this stuff. It is insanely slippery. I have 75ml left in the bottle. I think I might just have found the lube holy grail here...I´m not joking.

However. Two reasons I won´t be rebottling and selling this stuff as Bapao76Juice;

a) I´ve already given away the intimate nature of the substance. It´s basically made for "Naughty time". Or "cycling" as my mother in law would call it (yeah, sorry, it´s a Dutch thing, you don´t need to understand).

b) This stuff costs 40 bucks for 100ml.

But gladly it´s odor neutral, so at least my C-III won´t remind me of the last time I *censored*.

PS. Fun fact; when I did a spell-check on this post, the spell checker sugested "rebutting" as a replacement for "rebottling".

PPS. You guys are going to go wild on the "Report Post" button on me right?

Edit

durex play

Ninja! 8 hours ago. How could I overead that?

But isn´t Play water based?
 
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... I won´t be rebottling and selling this stuff as Bapao76Juice;

...But gladly it´s odor neutral, so at least my C-III won´t remind me of the last time I *censored*.

your wits (all over the forum) are killing me. lmao.

Don't like durex play - too gummy - and its not on my cube.
 
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