WARNING! PG.
So...I just found a bottle of sex-lube in the bedroom dresser. It´s called
Pjur. Me and my ex-wife bought this stuff a while back when we were in our "Let's try something new" phase.
It contains;
Cyclopentasiloxane,
Dimethicone and
Dimethiconol. (can any of the wiz-kids here make anything of those terms?)
All I know is that this stuff is Latex based, but Cyclopentasiloxane sounds kinda silicone-esque to me.
My recently washed out C-III is all over the place on this stuff. It is insanely slippery. I have 75ml left in the bottle. I think I might just have found the lube holy grail here...I´m not joking.
However. Two reasons I won´t be rebottling and selling this stuff as
Bapao76Juice;
a) I´ve already given away the intimate nature of the substance. It´s basically made for "Naughty time". Or "cycling" as my mother in law would call it (yeah, sorry, it´s a Dutch thing, you don´t need to understand).
b) This stuff costs 40 bucks for 100ml.
But gladly it´s odor neutral, so at least my C-III won´t remind me of the last time I *censored*.
PS. Fun fact; when I did a spell-check on this post, the spell checker sugested "rebutting" as a replacement for "rebottling".
PPS. You guys are going to go wild on the "Report Post" button on me right?
Edit
Ninja! 8 hours ago. How could I overead that?
But isn´t Play water based?