Every judge guide should include a reference to this thread so they know that if they're bad, they'll be talked about. Or we create a "Judges Hall of Shame" for the purpose. Or we just tell them that there is such a thing.
If there is going to be a hall of shame for judges, we should base it on a score system. We can split the judge's behavior during solves into a few categories.
General Solving
1) Body odor (10 for smelling like garbage)
2) If the competitor is sitting, how close is the judges "privates" to the competitor's face? (10 for touching)
3) Cubing during a solve (10 for the judge popping the cube into the comptitor's face and cube)
4) Camera angles (10 for standing in front of the competitor and timer display during a solve)
5) Timing (the higher the point, the more off the judge is when calling out "8 seconds" and etc
6) Talking during a solve (10 for yelling into competitor's face during a solve)
One Hand Solving (in addition to general solving)
1) During a solve, the judge holds the other hand of the competitor (automatic 10 points)
Blindfold Solving
1) The judge touches the face of the competitor with hands while blindfolded (auto 10 points)
2) Judge kisses the competitor while blindfolded (10 points for every second the kiss lasts)
3) The judge resets the stopwatch by accident (auto 25 points)
Of course, the judge of the judge needs the judge's initials to judge the judge's judging ability.
Edit1: added more blindfold stuff
. It wasn't solved.
Basically my thought process is: "My nose itches.... I should scratch it" Brings hand up and knocks paper/cardboard into face. "Oh right... that." 
